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  1. #81
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    i just mean to convey, lighten up about your dicks.

  2. #82
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    i don't sit around being all anxious about the internal diameter of my vagina because there isn't shit i can do about it.

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    accept the shit you can't change and all that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i don't sit around being all anxious about the internal diameter of my vagina because there isn't shit i can do about it.
    well that's cause girls, even with bad vaginas, can get sex far easier than a guy who had a less than impressive dick. your handicap has less of an effect. The fact that some guys fuck pillows should be proof of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    well that's cause girls, even with bad vaginas, can get sex far easier than a guy who had a less than impressive dick. your handicap has less of an effect. The fact that some guys fuck pillows should be proof of this.
    I blame the blacks

  6. #86
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    I don't see how that matters considering you don't even see the dick until the deal is sealed, pretty much. It's not dick size hindering you from pulling pussy, just repeat shows. Excuses excuses

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    not if you get ass on word of mouth, when i dormed a lot of my ass came from references

  8. #88
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    Obviously you have to tailor your game to what works with your dick situation. that seems pretty self-explanatory.

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    shut up lol

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    oh lol, i'm not asking for me, i'm trying to help Blarg out

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    I'm not saying small dickitude doesn't put you at a disadvantage, just saying stop spending so much time fuckin stressin over it if that's what you've got. the dick fairy only comes around once, and if she didn't wave her wand and give you horse dick, too bad. can't do shit about it now.

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    I know bb, this is the general "you"

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    if you have a small dick all you gotta do is stretch your penis really hard

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    pull it until desired length, repeat twice a day for one month and you'll have a huge penis in no time

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    that said it'll just be long and not fat. you have to feed your penis other penises in order to make it fatter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz View Post
    that said it'll just be long and not fat. you have to feed your penis other penises in order to make it fatter
    wait... you mean I'm not supposed to eat the dicks with my mouth?

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    no no you are supposed to engulf the penis into your penis hole in order to nourish it with rich vitamens which will then make it huge

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    I wish someone told me that some hundred dicks ago

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    luckily for me i was born with a monster cock with tentacles so i can always please the ladies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    if you think your dick is too small, it probably is
    Thus 90% of men's penises are far too small.

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