Unleash the Trolls

[ferigor]

http://www.poopsenders.com/

[Gorki]

Obtain a box from your local post office large enough to contain a DVD and a pair of panties. You know, one of those "if it fits, it ships" boxes.

Next, film yourself and your ladyfriend having awesome sex and be sure to film yourself blowing a load on her sexiest thong panties. Bonus points if you do things to her she wouldn't do with him.

Next, burn these illicit acts caught on video to the DVD mentioned earlier, and label the disc something like "I can keep this up as long as you can."

Send him the box with the disc and soiled panties to complete your revenge/humiliation of a rival.

DISCLAIMER: Try not to identify yourself or your girl in the video. It's no use getting revenge if he can bring charges.

I think we have a winner ladies and gentlemen. Will post results

[Pyree]

http://www.poopsenders.com/

You beat me :< I was gonna say

www.mailpoop.com

[miokomioko]

decapitate a horse. place the head in his bed while he's sleeping. etc.

[Faris]

omg i saw that in a movie once

[OzzofAsura]

Are you sure spiting a leprechaun is wise?

[kuronosan]

Maybe, maybe not. I'm insecure about one thing, my hairy ass legs, but my women loves them so honestly I don't care. It's not like he's the one who calling/texting, it was the army recruiter who he pissed off, the black guy who wants him dead and the people he owes money. So am I insecure about losing my girl to him?(if thats what your implying) I'm not. and Exactly, you don't know.

Plus I like how your argument for BG Health, Law, general helps threads, is always along the lines of "why are you asking this on an internet forum". Get over it, I'm not close friends with anyone who is very internet/tech savvy so please please please excuse me for asking a question on the interweb kuro.

That's nothing of the sort when I look in those help threads. I'm usually one of the first people to not troll advice in those threads.

Second, grow the fuck up. The guy's clearly disturbed, if you keep fucking with him it will only get worse.

But of course, what the fuck do I know? You're perfectly secure in your relationship and it's perfectly reasonable to want to fuck with someone when you can just be the bigger person.

I'll come back when you grow some balls.

[Melchiah]

kuro, fucking with stupid people, also called trolling, is a legitimate hobby. It's practiced on the internet every day, although in absentia. The OP made it perfectly clear that he was interested in ideas on how to irl troll this person.

EDIT: There are people in the world who only understand limited types of social input. For some, it's violence. For others, it's a more emotional type of abuse. It's unfortunate, but there are cases in which the input the problem individual most respects must be executed upon him with such force or magnitude that he will be afraid to incur that wrath ever again. Some people just have to be dealt with.

[shepardG]

Sounds to me like your chick is still fucking talking/communicating with this dude.... just saying man :/

[Woozie]

But honestly I want to just pound his fucking head flat

There's your answer.

But no, seriously, do what Kuro said.

[The_OG_Nelta]

inb4 not personal army.

[ZarakiKujata]

send him a dead cat through FedEx

how has nobody wtf'd at this??? seriously.

[Wakabo]

how has nobody wtf'd at this??? seriously.

It's normal.

[bechyni]

Sounds to me like your chick is still fucking talking/communicating with this dude.... just saying man :/

This. And it is going to be funny when you send him the DVD and he has one returned with him giving your g/f the creamiest facial ever known to mankind.

[ZarakiKujata]

It's normal.

in UaE or America/

[Xno Kappa]

Serenade him.

[Apelila]

in UaE or America/

On the internet, anything goes.

But what Kuno said. Just ignore him. If you have a restraining order against him and he's that crazy go to the cops then if they wont do anything go to the local media and QQ that the police are useless.

[Gorki]

Just fedex'd him dead kittens and poop.

[Mohoss]

Just fedex'd him dead kittens and poop.

poidh

[Khajit]

Send something to a charity or some group where the backlash would be huge with his address as the return address.
Be sure to mail it off nowwhere near where you live so that it cant be traced back easily it it's something that could get you in big trouble.