Help me make the PERFECT Final Fantasy

[Arvin]

dont be mad

[Mertron]

i want to be mad

[Mertron]

but it is so god damned hard to be mad when i imagine myself riding ze shoopuff

[Arvin]

all aboards

[Mertron]

all aboard my dick, faggot

[quannum]

do you have enough room on that thing?

has the fire department determined a maximum capacity yet?

[Mertron]

800 pound weight limit, basically i got room for a cheerleading pyrmaid on there

[Enedin]

it's been said but fuck I'll say it again: less save points and no retries

[Charismatic]

This entire thread is a waste because the concept is impossible.

You are all stupid faggots.

Oh boy, I thought you of all people would understand exactly what I was doing here... and be on board.

[Xno Kappa]

Your mother is a stupid faggot.