Since we are doing pretty shitty, we decided to follow the Cowboy school of thought and celebrate every play for self esteem.
Miz why do you know so many football player people.
I think you are secretly bill parcells and that is why you hate the cowboys.
idk brah, I mean im kind of a big deal. Or perhaps its because my dad was a semi-pro coach here in Charlotte for a long time and he played in the USFL and 2 years with the Vikes? Dunno brah, too many variables to compute. Charlotte is an unlikely city for so many athletes that come out of here. You should see my game room, Kyo can tell you about it. I have pictures and autographs from when I bowled with Dell Curry (he was my partner in the NC doubles tourney) and him holding Seth and Steph when they were toddlers. Pictures with Anthony Morrow (Nets guard), Hakeem, Mo and on and on....idk man. Just gotta have connects.
Speaking of which did you know Roman Gabriel was my god father? Nigga is like Greek and Filipino or some shit, and im as nigga as they come. Weird huh? Google him because he was far before your time whipper snapper. Yeah, im just a grab bag of random what the fucks and hell nahs.
I hate what they represent. All glitz and glam with no substance, cause lord knows when yall had Quincy and goddamn Woody, boy I was on that train hard as fuck.
I hate the Cowboys because of Joe Buck. Also why I hate the World Series and Enterprise Rent-a-Car.
Only Cowboys fans are immune to Joe Buck.
Spoiler: show
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I dunno I think Tebow is more strapping
40 YD RUSHIN TDS ON BROKEN PLAYS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BOSS
I take solace in the fact he got yelled at on the sidelines after that play. Tebow and Hoshon in the backfield, god thats too much fail for one team to have to endure.