Fat ninjas killed my family. I now need money for kung-fu lessons to avenge their honor.
Fat ninjas killed my family. I now need money for kung-fu lessons to avenge their honor.
inb4 homeless pic
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/P...Ninja-ps02.jpg
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it's okay bro, he's already dead.
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fat people probably would eat your dick
and find it very unsatisfying to their hunger
what i am trying to say is you have very small genitals and women would love to give you head or something
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no cock is delicious
until you wrap a pizza stuffed inside a turkey and deep fried around it
and rub some marshmallow fluff on that
Shit sounds like it hurts, fuck that. You bitches just gotta enjoy the natural flavor.
nah man, you just put your dick inside after it's prepared, and enjoy
bitch might have the itis by the time she gets to the dick though, so be prepared for her to take a light nap before she gets down to the business
perhaps heavy nap is more fitting
perhaps nothing fits someone of that magnitude
Oh thats some bullshit. Definitely not now. Makes me want a fat bitch ironically, they're always hungry. GET TO THE DICK BITCH!
I GOT DOUBLEDOWNS AFTER WE'RE DONE WITH THE SEXING!
even santa is shedding his blubber