Fleshlight does not count as sex.
That's true.
Neither do lingering glances.
I'll never make that mistake again.
they don't? FUCK. guess I'm not the Casanova I thought I was.
you're not a Casanova; you're an idiot
/sips beer.
Yep.
does having sex feel terrigood?
Man, I love to flop around on the ladies
this song is catchy as fuck
I'm going to start typing like other people do so I appear mature.
You're an idiot.
u r an idiot
really the lyrics are great but the song itself is so catchy i've listened to it like 40 times tonight
That was pretty terrible