maybe i wear too much pink

**Ivve** · 2010-12-22 20:39

So I am spontaneously babysitting. It was one of those situations where, and this may only happen to me, but I go to hang out with one of my friends who has kids, and at some point they peace out to run an errand and end up gone for 2+ hours. Why do people trust me with their children? Is it just me or does this happen to you guys too?

**Ivve** · 2010-12-22 20:41

I mean seriously I almost flashed them in their child eyeballs with some porn when I opened my phone browser. Why the fuck do I strike people as someone qualified to watch children?

**Callisto** · 2010-12-22 20:46

Originally Posted by Ivve

So I am spontaneously babysitting. It was one of those situations where, and this may only happen to me, but I go to hang out with one of my friends who has kids, and at some point they peace out to run an errand and end up gone for 2+ hours. Why do people trust me with their children? Is it just me or does this happen to you guys too?

yes all the time

**Mertron** · 2010-12-22 20:52

i am not allowed within 100 yards of any schools or playgrounds

**Abandon** · 2010-12-22 20:55

it's happened before, but normally with kids old enough to do basics on their own. 6+, i'd say

**Obev** · 2010-12-22 20:56

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

i am not allowed within 100 yards of any schools or playgrounds

or chuck e. cheese

**Conrad** · 2010-12-22 20:57

Incidentally the absolute best thing about my phone is the fact that I can watch porn from my phone anywhere I want. I wish I had realized this before.

**Ryko** · 2010-12-22 20:59

Yeah but for completely different reasons. Beating a mouse mascot gets you banned from at least 4 places, completely discounting the likelihood of children.

**Ragnell** · 2010-12-22 20:59

lolhttp://images.bluegartr.com/customav...ar32442_57.gif

**Meat** · 2010-12-22 21:00

in accordance with megan's law i can't actually

**Ryko** · 2010-12-22 21:01

Eh, mert pretty much did it.

**Charismatic** · 2010-12-22 22:39

People have tried, none succeeded.
I'll generally raise a stink about someone trying to leave their kids with me... I wouldn't if it were one of my nieces but my sister hasn't left either of them over here like that so the situation hasn't occurred quite yet.

**Callisto** · 2010-12-22 22:50

Originally Posted by Obev

or chuck e. cheese

why would chuck e. cheese not be allowed by a school

**Mizango** · 2010-12-23 07:35

Oh man, that idea is almost as bad as the time I decided to hitch a ride in Susan Smith's car with her kids.

**Lucienne** · 2010-12-23 12:03

Children tend to cry around me.

**Shiroikage** · 2010-12-23 15:00

I can't imagine that anyone would ever be retarded enough to think letting me take care of children was a bright idea.

**Ksandra** · 2010-12-23 15:34

Unless the parents have 24/7 access to free babysitting a.k.a. grandma then most would probably pawn their kids off to a monkey for some free time.

**Colenzo** · 2010-12-23 20:16

Originally Posted by Lucienne

Children tend to cry around me.

that tends to happen when people are put in a room with a dried up husk of a person

**Abandon** · 2010-12-23 20:30

i lol'd

***Blarg*** · 2010-12-24 02:35

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...72142!Husk.png

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