NFL Week 16: Fighting for Playoff Seeds and Getting Off on the Right Foot.

[Melena]

I never got to see your thread, I think Tyche purged it due to the fact the interwebs were not ready for that level of epicness. Miz Threads, Orton vs Campbell, dividing by zero, all lead to the same fate for the world.

[Headspace]

Safe to say that after this week, the jets may not be a shoe-in for the playoffs?

They could make it to the big dance but they've got two left feet.


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[Cephius]

Safe to say that after this week, the jets may not be a shoe-in for the playoffs?

They control their own destiny I think, if they win 1 of the next 2 they're in (and they could actually still be the one seed if they win out and NE loses out)

Also FOOT JOKES

[Melena]

I will say this about the Jets, they keep things interesting. While trip gate is all sorts of bad, feetgate really is nothing. As miz put it on his facebook, kudo's to him and his wife for trying to keep the sex life interesting after 20+ years and it really is no one's business. If him and the wife want to record her feet, bust out some handcuffs and whipped cream, more power to them.

[Mizango]

I never got to see your thread, I think Tyche purged it due to the fact the interwebs were not ready for that level of epicness. Miz Threads, Orton vs Campbell, dividing by zero, all lead to the same fate for the world.

Yeah man. My thread was far too real for humanity to take. I personally think there was some divine intervention that gave Tyche the powers to banish my thread to the netherworld. Its ok, it still carries the mark of the beast and shall make its glorious return upon Obamas second term and fuhrer of the world.

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Orton. It was written, for here is the scripture in its true form.

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/837...eagulls-week-8.

[Mizango]

The title was far more vulgar, that was after Tyche churched up it and brought it up to a 'R' level.

[Tyche]

I will say this about the Jets, they keep things interesting. While trip gate is all sorts of bad, feetgate really is nothing. As miz put it on his facebook, kudo's to him and his wife for trying to keep the sex life interesting after 20+ years and it really is no one's business. If him and the wife want to record her feet, bust out some handcuffs and whipped cream, more power to them.

Don't think anyone has a problem with the content of the video, but more the fact that they uploaded it to the Internet. If I want to rail someone in a freaky way, awesome, don't have to put it online though.

[Cephius]

I don't think anyone has a problem with any of it, it's his wife and it's not even a sex video, and it was filmed before he was coaching the Jets. I think people are talking about it because Rex is an overconfident douchenozzle and this embarrasses him

[Mizango]

Fuck that noise, you look close enough you can find me on the net too. Freaky anonymity is what makes it fun! Married 23 years? They doing something right. I don't know about you bitches but I dont deal well with the mundane and get bored in relationships easy as shit, hence some of the "weird" shit ive done but wont dare repeat in GD lol.

I love yous and spaghetti night with the Jones' isnt what keeps a nigga's dick in his pants, ask Tiger and Tony Parker.

[Valisk]

lmao, that thread was terrible.

1st post - Monkey Picture
2nd post - gimme yo picks niggas

hahaha, epic failure

[Dimmauk]

Alotta Horatio up in hur.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...horatio460.jpg

I LOL'd at what Rex wrote about his wife's little tits and hairy pussy.

Sure are gunna be a lot of Feet signs and posters in the stands.

[Mizango]

lmao, that thread was terrible.

1st post - Monkey Picture
2nd post - gimme yo picks niggas

hahaha, epic failure

rofl. I was proud QQ That was my first and last football thread.

[Kyo]

Ricky Stanzi a baller? Cmon son.

[Mizango]

Oh and for the people that missed the original thread, check the image name. It used to show up first when you typed "Fatliff" in Google.

[Melena]

Miz, i'm only going to ask if you imagine your wife as Kyle Orton like that one NFL commerical where the guys wife gets out of the pool and it's adrian peterson.

[Mizango]

Ricky Stanzi a baller? Cmon son.

Oh man, not you too. Stanzi is the goddamn boss and you know it. Oh man, wait until Iowa plays in the bowl game, I want the world to see what Orton's heir apparent can do. Id pass on Luck and Newton and drop down to like 10 and draft him in the first round. Trust me, I know QBs.

[Mizango]

Miz, i'm only going to ask if you imagine your wife as Kyle Orton like that one NFL commerical where the guys wife gets out of the pool and it's adrian peterson.

Cant do that, I blow my load too fast. I care about her feelings so I think about the Dallas star during sex as I teeter on the brink of barely keeping a chub and going completely limp.

[Flarega]

rofl. I was proud QQ That was my first and last football thread.

The title was at least gangster cause I thought of it.

[Dimmauk]

It more like that Kevin Bacon commercial, Miz watches Orton highlights(lol there are some?) so much he started growing a neckbeard.

[Melena]

Cant do that, I blow my load too fast. I care about her feelings so I think about the Dallas star during sex as I teeter on the brink of barely keeping a chub and going completely limp.

And then the image of T.O. celebrating pops in your head, and voila another Mizango is seeded.