NFL Week 16: Fighting for Playoff Seeds and Getting Off on the Right Foot.

[Akiyama]

Now they can blame Wade if the Texans continue losing next year!

[Demosthenes11]

remember when the texans were gonna be win the afc south? They aren't even the best team in their state, and their state blows

[Moss]

too many good coordinators miscast as head coaches

[Rhinox]

lol

[Mertron]

where is jon stewart when you need him

[Mizango]

Tucker is faggotry personified.

[Headspace]

12. "I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."
-- Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson, after dropping the potential winning touchdown against the Steelers

Page 2 spin: So, let's get this straight, Stevie: You're saying that God is gazing down from the heavens and looking past war, oppression, starvation and myriad tragedies to influence a football game? Come on, even if God does watch the NFL, there's no way he's watching the Bills.

[Zoolander]

I'll never understand how or why sports players talk about God and Jesus after a win. Are you kidding me? Its massive narcissism under the guise of religion, and some of them sound so sincere they probably believe what they are saying. It makes no sense to talk about God giving you the win lol, there are so many holes in that kind of logic its mind blowing. I'll never forget Nate Robinson being the worst I've just about ever seen after some big playoff game he won for the Celts against the Magic last year. Dude must have said Jesus 20 times during his 30 second interview...

And that Fox News guy is a pro at attention whoring. Hell even he brings up religion. How the hell can you talk about being a "christian" and an advocate of second chances, and then turn around and say he should have been executed...lol. A+ trolling.

edit...actually i can't give him an A+, needs to be more subtle...maybe a B. Its Fox News though, so it gets the job done nicely regardless of the troll quality.

[Chun Liroy]

They obviously do that so they can continue to celebrate without being penalized.

[Akiyama]

I'll never understand how or why sports players talk about God and Jesus after a win. Are you kidding me? Its massive narcissism under the guise of religion, and some of them sound so sincere they probably believe what they are saying. It makes no sense to talk about God giving you the win lol, there are so many holes in that kind of logic its mind blowing. I'll never forget Nate Robinson being the worst I've just about ever seen after some big playoff game he won for the Celts against the Magic last year. Dude must have said Jesus 20 times during his 30 second interview...

And that Fox News guy is a pro at attention whoring. Hell even he brings up religion. How the hell can you talk about being a "christian" and an advocate of second chances, and then turn around and say he should have been executed...lol. A+ trolling.

edit...actually i can't give him an A+, needs to be more subtle...maybe a B. Its Fox News though, so it gets the job done nicely regardless of the troll quality.

This pisses me off so damn much. I appreciate the whole 'first off, lemme thank god' thing, because for those out there that believe in God.. it's cool for them, but really. Unless God came down and threw you the pass, or handed you the ball, etc.. he didn't help you win. The guys on the actual team helped you win, or the other team sucked hardcore. dwi.

and that guy from Fox News is just lol

[Akiyama]

also, first off, I'd like to thank god for this post. without him, I dunno if I would have been able to accomplish it.

[Moss]

This pisses me off so damn much. I appreciate the whole 'first off, lemme thank god' thing, because for those out there that believe in God.. it's cool for them, but really. Unless God came down and threw you the pass, or handed you the ball, etc.. he didn't help you win. The guys on the actual team helped you win, or the other team sucked hardcore. dwi.

and that guy from Fox News is just lol

apparently you haven't seen "angels in the outfield"

[Chun Liroy]

This pisses me off so damn much. I appreciate the whole 'first off, lemme thank god' thing, because for those out there that believe in God.. it's cool for them, but really. Unless God came down and threw you the pass, or handed you the ball, etc.. he didn't help you win. The guys on the actual team helped you win, or the other team sucked hardcore. dwi.

and that guy from Fox News is just lol

Not every team has Tebow to hand the ball off to them.

[Flarega]

I'll make the new thread sometime tonight, just need to get more drunk before I write it.

[Flarega]

Never heard of that kind of beer.