47 Y/O Man Castrates 17 Y/O Daughter’s 57 Y/O Boyfriend

[SephYuyX]

We've all dated someone who didn't pass our parents' approval meter, but nothing, not even Dad's "rules for courting my little girl" lectures, can beat how this 47-year-old German man taught his daughter's older boyfriend a lesson. Helmut Seifert, father of a seventeen year-old girl, castrated Philip Genscher, 57, with a butter knife after an anonymous tipper notified him of their relationship.

All right, we'll concede to the awkwardness of having your daughter date someone ten years your senior, but isn't it enough to just confiscate her cell phone? According to the Telegraph, Seifert recruited two coworkers from his factory before heading to Genscher's home in the next town over. Police say that Seifert forced Genscher to remove his pants, and while Genscher was fully aware, chopped off his junk. Seifert stalked off with the testicles (presumably in a Ziplock bag), while Genscher laid on the floor, bleeding to death. Before he lost consciousness, Genscher managed to call the police.

Unfortunately, there was nothing paramedics could do for Genscher besides saving his life. This man will be a eunuch forever. Seifert will likely go on trial next year, but seemingly feels little remorse for his actions. When Seifert first heard of his daughter's relationship, he requested invervention from the police, but they professed to have no control of the situation.

"You said you couldn't stop him, so I did," Seifert said. "I saw it as my duty as a father."
A couple of thoughts before we continue recoiling in horror. First, we're feeling slightly less resentful of how our families treat our significiant others. Secondly, there's something fishy about this story. How did the father convince the boyfriend to take his pants off? If police are telling the truth, it wasn't drugs; Genscher was fully conscious during the procedure. We'll also note that butter knives aren't very sharp. If you're going to castrate somebody, you should at least have the decency to slice his junk off cleanly with a cleaver.

If this story isn't a warning about dating a minor, it's a cry for anger management, and possibly a psychological evaluation.

Found this way too funny.

[bechyni]

That dad had balls.

[Khajit]

I can honesly say that if i had a daughter and she dated a man older than me while underage I'd consider castrating the guy too.

[Kuya]

What an excellent way to raise a daughter. By not being there cause you're in jail.

[Chun Liroy]

Pretty sure the daughter is already raised.

[Omniyoji]

Oh my... but then again I don't blame the guy for what he did. Guy had it coming.

I can honesly say that if i had a daughter and she dated a man older than me while underage I'd consider castrating the guy too.

^ yeah

Found this way too funny.

More painful than funny, a butter knife! o.o;

[bechyni]

She's 17... what else is there to do

[Khajit]

I'm sure the sheer terror any male that would inflict harm on her would feel is certain to discourage any future probelms. The main problem is that attempted murder charge. The guy shoulda called an ambulance. Plus im sure anyone whom has strong enough friends to help castrate a guy has a person to help the daughter out while in prison.

[Kuya]

In any case, the dad is going to have a hard time justifying what he did; the age of consent in Germany is 14.

[Ksandra]

sauce? the only link you have is the telegraph in the article and it just pulls up a 404

[edit] nvm found it

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...boyfriend.html

[Deadgye]

I'm trying to figure out how the actual chopping took place- and I just can't see it. Using a butter knife would be like using a plastic spork to cut an overcooked steak. How did the guy manage to not retaliate? I don't know about other people.. but I'm pretty sure I'd treat my member at around the same importance as my life.

[Ksandra]

actually reading the version I linked it was a bread knife not a butter knife. Dunno which is legit though or even if it happened.

[kuronosan]

Oh my... but then again I don't blame the guy for what he did. Guy had it coming.

Guy doesn't have it coming anymore.

[Khajit]

In any case, the dad is going to have a hard time justifying what he did; the age of consent in Germany is 14.

Given his history of castration he's probably one of the only men in the world safe from prison rape.

[guartz]

Ha.

Good stuff.

[JigglyJam]

yikes, that blows.

she was trying to piss off her father and it definitely worked

[Mizango]

I'd pitch in for dude's legal fees.

[kuronosan]

Good, because I don't think he can pitch his own tent.

... This guy doesn't have the balls to appear in court?

... I guess he won't be going nuts on his daughter anymore?

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Spoiler: show

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[Xno Kappa]

Germans don't fuck around lmao.

[Callisto]

badass, in a year or two there'll be a 19yo german girl that's severely fucked in the head with no dad in the picture to mess things up, brbpassport