Would the kool aid man freeze in space

[Mizango]

No space is very cold it's just there's no pressure to keep things from not exploding

Actually he would fucking die looooong before he or realized that it was "cold" If we put Cap'n Koolaid in deepest darkest region of space with nothing around him it would take him a few thousand years to cool off because radiating heat would dissipate away from his body at a extremely slow rate, seeing as how you are in a vacuum. But once his temp does inevitably go down a bit the ambient temp around him would still be around 2.7 K. Remember, no matter where you go in the cosmos there is ALWAYS the 3 degree microwave background radiation, so there is some semblance "warmth" lol, although im not sure who would call that "warm".

As far as what would happen to him if we pushed his fat ass out of the airlock and into the vacuum of space it would cause no immediate injury, he actually wouldn't explode (ill get into this in a few), his red juice wouldn't boil nor would his red juiciness freeze, none of that. As far as the pressurized exploding things, you have to keep in mind that the fat man's blood cant boil and 'splode because of the containing effects and intricate workings of his jar/skin and seemingly his seemingly circulatory system, which in this case is comprised mostly of ice.

The only shitty thing that would happen immediate would be that he would lose consciousness after a few minutes after the body has drained the supply of oxygen contained his his red syrupy fluid. Then in the event that his jar is exposed to direct sunlight, he would get a very bad sunburn from the parent star's ultraviolet radiation. He's have sunburn, the bends (decompression sickness) and would be long unconscious before he died of O-dep. And yes, he would still be warm for a super long time after he hypothetically died since there is no atmosphere to propel a transfer of heat from his body to the space around him via convection.

But um.... yeah. Carry on.

[#686578]

Well I do declare, I think I've been told.

[Kuya]

Thank you, mizphysics

[Kuya]

phyzango

[Conrad]

phyzango

lol

[Mizango]

lmao

[Obev]

Thank you, mizphysics

[Qalbert]

Bless you ants. Blants.

[Shiroikage]

truth be told, mizango's answer basically sums up why i asked if he was just pitcher + kool-aid

[Kuya]

vacuums make my blood boil

[Qalbert]

heyo

[Alleya]

Let's assume that the kool aid man is just a pitcher of kool aid, then, brought to a brief and spontaneous life by the thirst of kids everywhere. But he's just a glass pitcher of kool aid with nothing else going on.

[Alleya]

Now that I think about it, the kool aid man is kind of a christ figure. He's brought to life by a miracle in response to the needs of man, he freely gives his essence unto us all in order to slake the terrible burden we find bestowed upon us by a past of careless salt consumption (a reference to Sodom and Gomorrah?), and then simply returns whence he came when all is right again.

[Alleya]

And he's deadly in high doses and isn't real.

[Mertron]

a past of careless salt consumption (a reference to Sodom and Gomorrah?)

maybe Lot's wife

[Krye]

Are you saying that just to irritate me or will you really be posting here until the end of time?

[Mizango]

My nigga Derock has my exclusive permission to post until the epoch of the big crunch.

[Ivve]

My nigga Derock has my exclusive permission to post until the epoch of the big crunch.

zangobo

[Xno Kappa]

Fuck yo epoch!

[Xno Kappa]

Miz, if the kool-aid man were to "Oh Yeah!" now near Betelgeuse in an attempt for help. Who would be the first black man to hear it?