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  1. #81
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    Cause it mutates you and turns you gay

  2. #82
    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    probably a good chance that the dna would get fucked by radiation
    Yeah, but aliens are pretty good at using what they have to destroy humanity. They'll find a way.

  3. #83
    St. Fiat
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    It's a rite of passage onboard the ISS to pound one out into the vacuum. Over the next couple thousand years, millions of humans will jizz out into the void. What will happen once these precious frozen lumps of baby batter are found by advanced civilizations?

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    They'll thaw it out and use it to make incredibly expensive, extravagant bukakke porn.

  4. #84
    okay guy I guess
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    would it be on spaceship scale? that is to say would the Kruv'ul Attack Cruisers fire semen based projectiles?

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