If global warming were real, why is it snowing so much?

[Kuya]

It can't be warm if it's cold as fuck.

[Qalbert]

How can I be so fat if I poop so much?

[Kuya]

Exactly

[tyven]

BOTH OF YOU MAKE COMPELLING ARGAMENTS

[Conrad]

Lol

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

MORE LIKE GLOBAL BORING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GURGLE

[Kuya]

You are drowning in your own funny, finesse

[Conrad]

Idgi

[Kuya]

i don't understand global warming either

[Alleya]

Fucking scientists don't know anything. Global warming my ass, there's 2 inches of snow on the ground. This is all a conspiracy by the weather channel.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

You are drowning in your own funny, finesse

cause the polar ice caps done melted

[Conrad]

I don't wanna trust a scientist
Those motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

also it's been unseasonably warm in colorado this winter with zero snow. talking like 50-60 degree average through fall and winter. GEORGE SOROS LIES ARE UPON US WE IS DOOMED

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

50-60 celsius for you europeans, yes it is this hot in the mountains because the sun reaches us first

[Qalbert]

I am not so sure about that, that seems very hot

[Antithesis]

Fucking scientists don't know anything. Global warming my ass, there's 2 inches of snow on the ground. This is all a conspiracy by the weather channel.

They need ratings, man. In fact I am still flabbergasted that The Weather Channel has not changed format ala Court TV style.

TONIGHT ON REAL WEATHER TV. A WOMAN IS BURIED UNDER 5 FEET OF SNOW. DOES SHE SURVIVE? TUNE TONIGHT FOR XTREME WEATHER SURVIVAL.

[Antithesis]

Also Court TV was infinitely better than True TV.

[Ivve]

that plot just sounds like some shit they'd put on TLC.

[Alleya]

Only if she's rescued by a stray dog, who she then adopts.

[Antithesis]

Then they make a spin off series on the lady and the dog.