Should you be more angry

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:30

I lold

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:31

are there any animals women can pretend to be

aside from a cow

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:31

i can't believe I was born a woman. worst thing to ever happen to me.

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:31

a backwards cow

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:31

without a head

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:32

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

are there any animals women can pretend to be

aside from a cow

a girl at my high school had such a floppy pussy they called her "the pink bat" behind her back.

So i guess she had that going for her.

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:33

if I ever remember who it was, I'll link her Facebook so we can laugh about it.

**Ksandra** · 2010-12-30 23:33

Originally Posted by Ivve

The way you say that sounds like it was some sort of magical transformation, like he literally just grew a dick one night.

are you saying that's not what happened?

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:34

did she make bats noises

that would be pretty sexy

**Ksandra** · 2010-12-30 23:34

fuck you buddy I know how sex changes work

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:35

i mean if youre going to be an animal you have to make the noise

if i go outside and get my dumbo on without making any sounds it just looks like i bought the worst yoga video ever

**Ksandra** · 2010-12-30 23:35

damn you mert

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:35

I don't know mert. I never fucked her due to my lack of penis. Yet another opportunity lost.

**Conrad** · 2010-12-30 23:36

Originally Posted by Ivve

what's it like to have a penis? is it the best thing ever?

Yes.

**Conrad** · 2010-12-30 23:37

http://fhm.com.my/wp-content/uploads...nny-arcade.jpg

**Ivve** · 2010-12-30 23:37

I wonder if she could do tricks with it, like maneuver herself to make it flap on its own. Kinda like those girls who can clap their ass.

**Mertron** · 2010-12-30 23:39

Originally Posted by Ivve

I wonder if she could do tricks with it, like maneuver herself to make it flap on its own. Kinda like those girls who can clap their ass.

maybe she could tie it into balloon animals

look, my pussy is now
puffpuffpuffpuff
a poodle

**Conrad** · 2010-12-30 23:40

I think I saw a video of a woman tying her labia in a knot once
It wasn't erotic or anything...but I had to watch it.

**MechaFemmeJesus** · 2010-12-30 23:42

maybe not erotic to you.

**Ksandra** · 2010-12-30 23:45

http://www.labiastretching.com/

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