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Its ancient
Its art
Its Labia stretching
Soon I will have rock hard abs, because I don't think I will ever be able to stop laughing.
Dude they're making my forearm into a penis next week.
Sometimes you'll wake up and feel like you can chop a mountain in half with it. Kinda great.
will you sell your foreskin so they can make facial cream
Sounds like lil mama whipped cream needed to balance that pussy pH or something.
an issue that's in dire need of addressing one of my ex's tasted like fermented apples
tasted like cider inside 'er?
with a hint of sour cranberries
Gross as fuck.
I should probably say something about how fat you are and your unfounded sense of self-worth, but I'm pretty tired