this

[Shiroikage]

is basically the drunkest i have ever been while coherent, if you want truth as unadulterated by inhibitions and everything as it is actually possible for a human to provide please leave messages while i am drinking water to prevent the most fierce hangover tomorrow please thank you, i love you, all of you have gotten me through some tough times, maybe i will self destruct my post when i am sober

there is a markedly small window for abject truth, enter now, i am eating jelly bellies

[Shiroikage]

my aim is my aim i love you all i want to not die tomorrow from a hangover, too much truth, like blood but much more dangerous, much more likely to leave stains has been spilled, fake apocalyptic propechies abound

[Shiroikage]

can this thread be locked and deleted i regret everything

[Blarg]

a real drunk thread would have spelling errors all over the place, something fishy is going on

[Shiroikage]

truth be told, I've had too much water and time for this thread to really serve a good purpose
i have sent plenty of drunk texts about bacchanal offerings though

[Shiroikage]

as an addendum, there are not many jelly bellies in this very small sampler pack left, and i wanted something salty so i have been eating barbecue crispers which are just frankly fucking fantastic and i'd defend that to the death if i was stonecold sober

[Shiroikage]

What is a bacchanal offering?

it's an offering to bacchus, man

has nothing to do with crispers if that provides any ounce of clarity

[Shiroikage]

Do you mean BBQ Chips? Because then yes they are fucking amazing.

i would fuck a bag of barbecure these: http://www.kraftcanada.com/en/produc...persnacks.aspx
without regret except maybe that i couldn't eat the cum chips

[Blarg]

What is a bacchanal offering?

ya, shiro always makes me google things he says. he is all, like, smart and shit

[Blarg]

this one time shiro said something and I had to look it up on wiki and then someone saw me looking up a word and made fun of me. shiro is a mean person like that

[Shiroikage]

you guys are too cruel

[Blarg]

And how did that make you feel?

like a doofus, a big fat doofus

[Shiroikage]

MY BRAIN IS FULL OF CRUEL

my brain is full of drunk but still way less drunk than when this thread was brought into existence

[Blarg]

but they did say I was fat?

[Blarg]

them

[Blarg]

what?

[Shiroikage]

as a sidenote, the floradora is the fiercest most dangerous girl drink in existence and you cannot taste a double or even a quadruple

[Blarg]

who is?

[Blarg]

they are on third or second

[Blarg]

are you the black one?