The End is Nigh.

[bechyni]

Welp everyone should at least kill one hooker before the end time...if you don't then well..you haven't lived.

[Correction]

The loathsome power of the internet to lift otherwise obscure, useless fundamentalist crazies to instant fame and free publicity for their crackpot causes. I hope she gets into a fatal car accident on the 20th.

[Zilong]

It's been done

[Miragemaiden]

Sweet, just before finals week.

[Woozie]

Two days after my goddaughter's birthday. So if I don't get her anything, she'll only be mad for two days. Hmm...

[darkepyon]

Throw this in the pile with Y2K, 2012, and all the other doomsday theory crap. I'm a Christian too, but I know the what/when/where isn't for us puny mortals to know. It'll happen when it happens.

[Guitarman]

Perfect. Now i just need to find some bimbo that believes this and nail her. "world's coming to an end baby, how about one last thrill?". Easiest pickup ever.

[vrumpt]

i'll take this over the mayan one. don't have to go through 2 more holiday seasons here.

[Correction]

Perfect. Now i just need to find some bimbo that believes this and nail her. "world's coming to an end baby, how about one last thrill?". Easiest pickup ever.

Religious chicks are already the lowest-hanging fruit on the 'I'll fuck anything' tree, doomsday prophecy or no doomsday prophecy.

[kuronosan]

Man, so tired of hearing about this shit. I already have people telling me about the apocalypse because of the dying birds and fish in Arkansas. These types of Christians just need to fucking die already so that the non-idiots can inherit the Earth and live with reason.

[Milkster]

Man, so tired of hearing about this shit. I already have people telling me about the apocalypse because of the dying birds and fish in Arkansas. These types of Christians just need to fucking die already so that the non-idiots can inherit the Earth and live with reason.

[quannum]

Harold Camping, lol.

1994
Harold Camping, in his book Are You Ready?, predicted the Lord would return in September 1994. The book was full of numerology that added up to 1994 as the date of Christ's return.

guess he forgot to carry the 1 the first time.

[Qalbert]

tbh I kind of hope some religious nutjob eventually "gets it right" just because I think it would be kinda funny (and purely coincidental) if some form of doomsday scenario unfolded on the "predicted" date

[quannum]

even if they did get the date right, their prediction would be all sorts of religious nonsense about zombies and 5 headed lions and goblets of blood or whatever.

although, yea that stuff would kick ass.

[Qalbert]

I mean if the world is gonna end, it might as well be humorous and epic

[Darus Grey]

"If May 21 passes and I'm still here, that means I wasn't saved. Does that mean God's word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all," Warden said.

Can't argue with that.

[Belkin]

I want the Apocalypse to be Jesus takes all the good people to Heaven and just leaves the rest on Earth for all eternity. Then shit would be awesome.

[Qalbert]

both parties would be happy

[Cyn]

I am utterly shocked and in complete disbelief.

Ok Kentucky.

[archibaldcrane]

I want the Apocalypse to be Jesus takes all the good people to Heaven and just leaves the rest on Earth for all eternity. Then shit would be awesome.

This would actually be a cool movie. Wake up, 1% or 5% or 50% or whatever of the world's population is gone - and the only thing they have in common was "goodness". Just removing that group of the population would be a huge "wtf" and cause problems - but what of all those who are left, "unsaved" - does their life lose meaning especially in what amounts to absolute proof that "God" exists?