deer meat

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:03

but getting slammed to slam? just sounds like you're asking me if i've ever gotten drunk and pegged someone

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:03

to which the answer is naturally yes

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:04

bitch i was like 9 when this shit was going on

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:05

meat how the fuck old are you

**MF Perm tha Fineass** · 2011-01-07 00:06

he's 14 but he's italian which explains the facial hair

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:07

it all makes sense now

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:07

all coming together

**Meat** · 2011-01-07 00:11

you should see my mother

**Meat** · 2011-01-07 00:11

she completely skips over stubble

**Meat** · 2011-01-07 00:12

her 5oclock shadow is full on 70's bush

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:13

you should see my mother

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:13

no really, someone should. i haven't visited in a really long time.

**Meat** · 2011-01-07 00:16

disowned you on account of negra lovin?

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:20

no, TN is just a shithole, even more so than quantico

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:20

which is really saying something

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:21

pretty sure my extended family disowned me for negro lovin'

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:21

idk, never really bothered to check up with those miserable fucks

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:25

in other news, cinemax is showing some kind of softcore shit that i can hear from here, but i am not sure i give enough of a fuck to go turn it off

**Ivve** · 2011-01-07 00:26

no, definitely sure i don't give a fuck

**Meat** · 2011-01-07 00:31

the prodigal niece gonna return home with humble pie for everyone

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