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    she holds up for an old broad, if she keeps losing weight she'd be a looker.

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    oh man, idk bro. my mom has mobility issues and shit. that's why she is the size she is.

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    can't walk and whatnot.

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    but does she have brobility issues

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    nah, she's down

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    PBR and painkillers

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    sounds like a party gal, is she a fan of jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
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    trade me moms

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    I mean mine's a psychotic alcoholic in her own right, but yours sounds cool

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    my mom is awesome. we've smoked weed together. you can't have her.

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    when I was i high school I had my stepdad drive me and a friend to a house party and we took some xtc at the house before we left. that car ride got really awkward about 20 minutes in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    my mom is awesome. we've smoked weed together. you can't have her.
    lol I remember when we had 'the talk' consisting of her asking me if I do coke, me saying no, her saying on cool, good for you and I'm proud of you, but if you need some let me know because I know a guy

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    why the fuck are you going to some party that'sa 20+ minute drive away? that's so fuckin far

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    it was in the rich neighborhood in tampa called Avala that had a gate and tall stone walls around it, we needed a car to get in

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    someone doesn't know how suburbs work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Callisto View Post
    lol I remember when we had 'the talk' consisting of her asking me if I do coke, me saying no, her saying on cool, good for you and I'm proud of you, but if you need some let me know because I know a guy
    haha, awesome. my mom never had any talks with me at all. the closest she ever got was one time over lunch when i was about 17, she made some kind of awkward joke that ended in "you're not gay are you?" and then proceeded to get really serious and go, "well it's okay if you are though."

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    lol

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    that was her lead-in to what she imagined would be my coming out speech.

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    I never had any of those awkward talks with my parents, the drug talk... sex talk, etc etc

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    I hate my high school pics

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