Wounded fox shoots man

[FNH]

I am not believing this shit at all. I bet he got shot in the process of hitting the fox with the butt of the rifle. He only said the fox pulled the trigger so he would have a better story while still looking like a dumbass. And I'm hoping he had a semi auto because if he had a bolt action that means he chambered a round in on purpose. Should have put another bullet in the fox.

[AoE]

They won't stop. They can't stop.

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[Kerberoz]

In Soviet Russia fox shoots you!

Why was this not the first reply?

[Woozie]

I'm willing to bet the fox was probably influenced by the violent rhetoric from Palin and the tea party.

[Chun Liroy]

I must be missing something, why was there a prosecutor involved. Is killing a fox a crime in moscow?

[rog]

I must be missing something, why was there a prosecutor involved. Is killing a fox a crime in moscow?

Shooting people is a crime in moscow.

[Chun Liroy]

Even if the guy is like "Yo, my b noone shot me"? Meh.

[Senoska]

This wouldn't have happened if the hunter had a gun....


Wait, shit.

[Zeb]

I guess I'm the only person who has seen Plague Dogs...

[Saga]

All. Foxes. Should. Have. LifeAlert.

[Lebzile]

Am I the only one who had this come to mind?

[clobetasol]

A California man attending a cockfight has died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41466543...ime_and_courts

[ZarakiKujata]

Guess he'll never get his foot in the door.

Spoiler: show

Looks like he'll never get a leg up on life.

[Rhinox]

Chickens have knives now? this has thrown a collective chill through every black persons spine.

[Miroku_Asura]

Moral of the story: don't cluck with chickens- they can get pretty fowl.

[Purrrfect]

I am not believing this shit at all. I bet he got shot in the process of hitting the fox with the butt of the rifle. He only said the fox pulled the trigger so he would have a better story while still looking like a dumbass. And I'm hoping he had a semi auto because if he had a bolt action that means he chambered a round in on purpose. Should have put another bullet in the fox.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_--7T6p0whl...-U/s400/z7.JPG

edit: and I just now saw the post dates... fucking hell

[Kuwait-cafe]

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take dat take dat take dat take dat

[wop]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

A cockfighting rooster appears to have taken deadly revenge on its trainer for forcing it back into the ring too soon.
The bird is said to have attacked owner Singrai Soren and slit his throat with razor blades he had attached to its legs.
Villagers in Mohanpur, West Bengal, were warned not to approach what police described as ‘an unknown rooster with black and red feathers’.
One of the dead man’s friends, known only as Dasai, said: ‘The rooster tried to get away from the ring several times, but Soren pushed it into the ring repeatedly.
‘This upset it and it attacked Soren.’
Roosters are usually given a break of at least an hour before taking on another opponent, he explained.
‘Most masters are satisfied with the cash reward of £28 for every fight and a dead opponent to feast on,’ Dasai added.

‘But Soren wanted the rooster to go to the ring within a few minutes of its first fight and that is when it got upset.’
Officers want to find the bird to strip it of the razor blades it killed with on Thursday.
But they believe their chances are slim. They think the rooster – which has won four fights – is being kept by a rival trainer keen to put it back in the ring

Anyone got a good one liner for this one incorporating the razor blades?!

[Moss]

But Soren wanted the rooster to go to the ring within a few minutes of its first fight and that is when it got upset.’
Officers want to find the bird to strip it of the razor blades it killed with on Thursday.
But they believe their chances are slim. They think the rooster – which has won four fights – is being kept by a rival trainer keen to put it back in the ring

This needs to be made into a movie asap.

[Khamsin]

This needs to be made into a movie asap.

Except, instead of the chicken being held by a rival trainer, it's actually loose on the streets killing people and the movie is a buddy cop movie about two detectives whose job is to track it down, and figure out where it's going to strike next before it kills again?