Club drinks.

**Boyiee** · 2011-01-15 19:44

Honestly go with long island iced teas. 90% of the time bars make weak mixed drinks, or jar don't do them right. LITs always come out decent and will get you where you want to be no matter how shitty the bartender or place.

**tyven** · 2011-01-15 21:08

drink about 30 bud lights or 30 gin and tonics. shit

**Kerberoz** · 2011-01-15 21:11

Clubs? Drink before you go in, buy one crappy overpriced drink, and keep refilling it from a flask all night. Fuck paying $10 per highball.

**Xno Kappa** · 2011-01-15 21:24

Or go the ghetto route and down a 40 before you go to the club, $2 buzz right there.

**Daydreamer** · 2011-01-16 01:02

Actually, Go to Quest. Yes, it's a gay bar, but yes, I've seen your most recent profile pic. Get the guys to buy drinks for you!

Actually, jokes aside, seriously go there. It's actually rather fun and the girls there (who are smoking) are SOOOO easy to hit on, and usually you can get a guy to put you on his tab while you flirt with the women. Best of both worlds!

**Xno Kappa** · 2011-01-16 01:13

Originally Posted by Daydreamer

Actually, Go to Quest. Yes, it's a gay bar, but yes, I've seen your most recent profile pic. Get the guys to buy drinks for you!

Actually, jokes aside, seriously go there. It's actually rather fun and the girls there (who are smoking) are SOOOO easy to hit on, and usually you can get a guy to put you on his tab while you flirt with the women. Best of both worlds!

I have to cosign this, no homo. One of my friends is gay as hell and forced me and my fellas to go to some gay ass bar in Jersey once. The girls in there were hot as hell with my drinks being brought to me by the bartender fast as fuck. Three of us bounced around midnight with Smooth Magazine quality bitches.

**Meat** · 2011-01-16 01:39

if you're looking to pull get a candy or red corona. it's corona with a double of grenadine in it, people(women) will invariably come up to you asking why it's red, there's your hello.

**Melena** · 2011-01-16 02:46

For me if i'm out drinking I go with Rum & Coke's, Vodka & Redbull, Long Islands, or Margarita's. My wife is big on Lemondrops and Mojito's as well.

**Venga** · 2011-01-16 07:13

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

Clubs? Drink before you go in, buy one crappy overpriced drink, and keep refilling it from a flask all night. Fuck paying $10 per highball.

This is true, always have a few before hitting a club. Depending if you're planning to get hammered or just a bit drunk, either way a few or quite alot is always cheaper from a supermarket than a bar!

Just make sure you make it out.....

Also interested in this jager + goldschlager, whats so special about it or does it just get you really drunk??

Also try a flaming sambuca, thats seriously nice and you get to breathe in the fumes after!

**altwight** · 2011-01-16 12:27

Kerb that's exactly what I did.

Here's a follow up to the story though:

We went in and it was dead as fuck so it was pretty boring. An hour or so later it got better and then about after two hours my friend's girlfriend told me to come sit with her so we were walking to these couches. I was trying to hop over this chain and some guy (didn't know he worked there) was doing something apparently. It was loud as shit so I couldn't hear him and eventually she and I just walked away. Fast forward another two hours. I went to wait by the ladies bathroom with my friend as she was peeing as while I'm waiting the same kid before walks up to me and he says "come with me". So I'm like "oshit VIP inc!" Well, he escorts me outside and the bouncer almost rips my arm off trying to rip my wristband off and says "gimme your wrist band before I get mad" and I'm like ..........? So they kick me out. Have no idea why. I spent the next 1.5hours in this little mexican tent right next to the club that was selling tacos trying to get them to understand me enough to help me get back inside so I could get my debit card which was still on tab at the bar.

After I got back in it took about 45minutes to get my card back from the bar guy and the owner was escorting me around and shit and I found the little prick dick that kicked me out, his name was Lucky and he was the owner's son. So I was asking him why I got kicked out and he said I was fighting with him when we were trying to go sit down.

I told the owner his son needs a good asswhoopin and told "Lucky" to go fuck himself and then left after getting my card back.

All in all it wasn't that big of an experience. Thanks for the tips on drinks (I did try a long island ice tea and it was terrible)

**Blabj** · 2011-01-16 13:26

Originally Posted by Maaglin

Julian, you big sexy bastard.

Rum and coke is pretty much the only way to go.

If it's quiet enough, standing at the bar and waiting for a pretty girl to come up and order, then telling the bartender to "Make it two." is great for many reasons, you get to be adventurous and you might even get laid. Win/win in my books.

**Zoolander** · 2011-01-16 14:19

Jeese lol, that sounds like a bad night.

I've still never been kicked out of a bar or in a bar fight, much to my dismay. Been hella close so many times though.

And I'm a beer guy 99% of the time, although my tolerance is starting to get so high that normal beers fill me up way before I get drunk.

**vagus** · 2011-01-16 14:38

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

Or go the ghetto route and down a 40 before you go to the club, $2 buzz right there.

Brown paper bag style.

**AoE** · 2011-01-16 14:40

Closest I've been kicked out of a bar is when my friend was walking with a can of beer while drunk, and the bouncer of the bar we were going inside of told him he couldn't bring it in. My friend being pretty drunk makes a poor attempt to hide the bottle in his jacket and goes inside. About 10 mins later, the bouncer sees the can inside my friend's jacket and proceeds to tell him to get out. My friend has the nerve to get pissed at the bouncer as he's getting thrown out and starts cursing and flipping everyone off as he's leaving.

**Tsuko_Asura** · 2011-01-16 16:44

Originally Posted by Hirokei Kiaza

I have to cosign this, no homo. One of my friends is gay as hell and forced me and my fellas to go to some gay ass bar in Jersey once. The girls in there were hot as hell with my drinks being brought to me by the bartender fast as fuck. Three of us bounced around midnight with Smooth Magazine quality bitches.

Not to be a douche, but this is drastically false advertising. Most gay bars are going to have actual gays that are significantly more attractive and well-groomed than you are, you're not going to be anyone's prize that they want to pay for.

**Snick** · 2011-01-16 17:30

Yeah, but if you make it clear you're straight they may want to fuck you for the challenge(Or something) even if you aren't that great looking.

**Jaxzer** · 2011-01-17 00:14

Originally Posted by Weltall

I think some people on here are forgetting he said its a club in Alabama. If you order a martini or mojito, you aren't picking up a chick and likely getting your shit knocked in.

Order a whiskey and water or a long island will work.

Living in Mobile, AL I lol'd.

**Djghost454** · 2011-01-17 00:56

Originally Posted by Jaxzer

Living in Mobile, AL I lol'd.

Pensacola FL here, and yea, Alabama sucks :D

**Zoolander** · 2011-01-17 03:19

Pensacola basically is Alabama. It sure as hell isn't Florida.

I enjoy a Whiskey from time to time but I'll never understand how people can stick to one drink or spirit.

**snowtoday** · 2011-01-17 03:47

Originally Posted by Zoolander

Pensacola basically is Alabama. It sure as hell isn't Florida.

I enjoy a Whiskey from time to time but I'll never understand how people can stick to one drink or spirit.

Whiskey is an amazing choice for me.

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