Entertain me, dammit.

**Conrad** · 2011-01-16 22:54

Originally Posted by Ragnell

having my feet on the seats, which caused me to miss that train and wait for another which came like 30mins later

because black prob

**Krye** · 2011-01-16 23:00

Originally Posted by Skirkle

You're right, I'm better than you.

Bigger doesn't mean better

**Conrad** · 2011-01-16 23:00

Agreed but irrelevant

**Qalbert** · 2011-01-16 23:01

leave his penis out of this

**Ragnell** · 2011-01-16 23:03

Originally Posted by Shiroikage

What kind of madman fascist cops do you have in NYC?

someone stupid law about putting anything on the seats to prevent people from sitting down, although there was like 6 people on the train, which normally holds around 40-50 people

**Mertron** · 2011-01-16 23:04

i just got home from watching the football gaming with a bunch of jets fans, and the entire time i was there i had to fart, so i did my best to try to bottle it in the best i could

however after doing this for like two hours every now and then i would be like pfffffffttttttttt and i would look around to check and see if anyone heard it

then the game was over and we sat around and kept drinking and i kept going pffffttttttttt and thinking OH GOD WHY CAN I NOT FIND A FREE SPACE TO FART AND GET IT OVER WITH

then i finally left and farted in my car and it smelled bad

**Conrad** · 2011-01-16 23:12

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

i just got home from watching the football gaming with a bunch of jets fans, and the entire time i was there i had to fart, so i did my best to try to bottle it in the best i could

however after doing this for like two hours every now and then i would be like pfffffffttttttttt and i would look around to check and see if anyone heard it

then the game was over and we sat around and kept drinking and i kept going pffffttttttttt and thinking OH GOD WHY CAN I NOT FIND A FREE SPACE TO FART AND GET IT OVER WITH

then i finally left and farted in my car and it smelled bad

that sounds like a great weekend

**Ragnell** · 2011-01-16 23:24

lol

**tyven** · 2011-01-16 23:38

i got booty from a girl i had been dying to get booty from. it was aces

**Kuya** · 2011-01-17 00:03

i have work and i don't want to do it so i've been sleeping all the time

**Kuya** · 2011-01-17 00:03

fuck an investigation

**Tetronimo** · 2011-01-17 01:03

I got kidnapped by Sera, hung out with her, Ryko, Skirk, Raggy, Meat, at some point, plus others. Played Dokapon Kingdom for ten hours straight. Am hanging out with my fam now.

Great weekend or greatest weekend?

**Kuya** · 2011-01-17 01:18

dokapon kingdom is some bullshit

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-17 01:28

Here's some words for ya

**Antithesis** · 2011-01-17 01:46

My weekend was spent listening to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham! on loop.

**AoE** · 2011-01-17 02:07

Literally hustled all weekend.

Also roommate had a birthday party at my place which was pretty cool. Last thing I remember is throwing up on one of my friends because for whatever reason, there was a blockade of shit in front of my room and trying to bootcamp my way through that shit made me waste valuable time that could've been used throwing up on stuff that is made to be threw up on. My friend immediately comes outside and starts talking about the chick he made out.

**Mertron** · 2011-01-17 02:20

Originally Posted by Kohan

You were watching football, of all things, and were afraid to fart meanwhile?

there were ladies present

**Mertron** · 2011-01-17 02:21

and it wasnt like a loud GO TEAM GO type setting, more of a chillax and watch the game type setting, so if i had just sounded the trumpets it would have been well known who was playing taps out their ass

**Antithesis** · 2011-01-17 02:22

Originally Posted by Spaghetti

there were ladies present

Instead of them being in the kitchen? Preposterous.

**Mertron** · 2011-01-17 02:23

if none of my excuses are working, feel free to assume i am a social retard, which is also true

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