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    Birthday Gift For a 1 Year-Old?

    So my good buddy's daughter turns 1 this week, and we're having a party and whatnot...but I know nothing at all about babies and I'm not sure what gifts are age-appropriate and/or not lame for a 1 year-old. The mother is a reading specialist teacher so I was probably going to avoid the book route which I'd normally go for. Any suggestions?

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    Something loud and annoying. Parents love that stuff. Maybe a baby piano?

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    Gift card to Toys R Us.

    Speaking as the parent of a 2 year old, let the parents get something for the kid.

    Barring that, there are fun towels for bath time that have hoods, and a lot of them look like animals or flowers or things. Those are great. Bath toys in general are a lot of fun for kids at one year old.

    If they're walking, a push lawnmower or something similar. Otherwise, foam blocks or letters or other soft building/learning things that a kid can grab and/or sink their teeth into is good too.

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    Yes, something with noise. You can find wonderpets toys, or even a set of keys that light up and flash and make noise. Nothing complicated, just easy peasy.

    I dont miss those days

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    Edit: Best gift for a 1 year old: Buy them a baby sitter so their parents can relax a bit.

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    YO I MADE LIKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD OVER THE SUMMER I DONT REMEMBER A SINGLE SUGGESTION LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    YO I MADE LIKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD OVER THE SUMMER I DONT REMEMBER A SINGLE SUGGESTION LOL
    That's because we knew you were lying. The gift was for your dog.

    Also, OP, have you asked the kid's parents what they might have bought already? I know that with other parents, we tend to ask first on what might be wanted or needed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    YO I MADE LIKE THIS EXACT SAME THREAD OVER THE SUMMER I DONT REMEMBER A SINGLE SUGGESTION LOL
    I remember it, I think I suggested a Grossman jersey. A++ advice.

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    +1 for a babysitter lol

    Just remember, if its loud and annoying.... the parents will probably remember that lovely gift if/when you have kids, and will return the favor.

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    When I was this age I had great fun playing with the curly telephone cords... just a suggestion.

    Edit: I'm kidding about the suggestion part.. A big box of Lego Duplos would be a awesome gift.

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    Too bad you failed at strangling yourself.

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    Seconding Duplo.
    And it doesn't matter if they already got some, because you can't go wrong with yet more legos.


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    Condoms, its never to early to start teaching the importance.

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    see if your good buddy has a 529 college savings plan set up.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/529_plan

    you may get some tax benefit for yourself, but meh, if you contribute like 100 bux, it'd be negligible.

    unless the parent/child has a specific gift in mind, a contribution towards a child's future college tuition is not only thoughtful, but also encourages further donations and forces the parents to stay on top of it.

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    Someone made this thread before, so I'll just suggest the same thing.
    http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/f/fa/fabiosv...mmer_toy_1.jpg

    If she already has one, dual wield them shits.

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    As a parent of my second 1 year old, HONESTLY, don't buy a toy... Chances are the kid has more shit already than they know what to do with.
    Want to drop a top notch gift, saw it mentioned before, offer to babysit so the parents can get a night out... they prolly need it. Especially after throwing a party and having a bunch of people over that the kid doesn't care about at 1 anyway.

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    Get a bottle of some nice cognac or scotch for mommy and daddy to enjoy while youre babysitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shenrien View Post
    Condoms, its never to early to start teaching the importance.
    Was waiting for it, got a bit discouraged when Seno posted something normal

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    Really? No one's said this yet? Picture is clickable

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