NFL Championship Weekend: No one cares about the AFC

[Correction]

Was this posted?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...mendenhump.gif

Not nearly enough times.

[Dimmauk]

LOL, yeah I wasnt sure if the GIF was posted. Well now it is.

[Moss]

Just read those tweets from everyone saying Cutler had no heart and that usual bullshit rhetoric of "they'd have to drag my dead body off the field!" Sure if it is just a pain thing, or if you are more effective than the shit backup, you should probably tough it out. However, if the guy can't plant and throw effectively(while he wasn't doing too hot while healthy anyway) he shouldn't be in the game. If he had "toughed it out" and come back in to throw 3 picks, he would be getting blasted for sucking. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

[Melena]

Most of this is probably just due to his reputation of being a douche anyways. If he was a popular QB, no one would be saying anything.

[Bregor]

They're just jealous.

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3...magthumb50.jpg

BEARS

[archibaldcrane]

Most of this is probably just due to his reputation of being a douche anyways. If he was a popular QB, no one would be saying anything.

Remember Favre's dead-arm game vs. the Jets, where he threw a pick-6 with 1:30 left? No one said he sucked, it was just 'ol gunslinger' this and 'heart of a champion' that. He should've sat, played even though he knew his arm was shot for that last drive, and sucked completely.

[Moss]

Remember Favre's dead-arm game vs. the Jets, where he threw a pick-6 with 1:30 left? No one said he sucked, it was just 'ol gunslinger' this and 'heart of a champion' that. He should've sat, played even though he knew his arm was shot for that last drive, and sucked completely.

Exactly. I had Favre in mind when I typed my last post but I didn't feel like mentioning his name. Byron Leftwich being carried during that last drive when he was at Marshall is one thing, but if you are going to hurt your team, sit the fuck down.

[Bregor]

Remember Favre's dead-arm game vs. the Jets, where he threw a pick-6 with 1:30 left? No one said he sucked, it was just 'ol gunslinger' this and 'heart of a champion' that. He should've sat, played even though he knew his arm was shot for that last drive, and sucked completely.

Lovie Smith said that the decision to play or sit Cutler should have focused on him and the medical staff, which is completely accurate. The same could be said for Chilly in that game. But since we all know the three most important people in any organization are the quarterback, the quarterback and the quarterback, it all falls on Cutler.

And that pick-six (which I will always call a Deion, fuck anyone who says otherwise) was delicious, I covered in that game because of it. Probably fapped afterward too. Thanks for un-retiring, Brett, come back next season brah.

[archibaldcrane]

And that pick-six (which I will always call a Deion, fuck anyone who says otherwise) was delicious, I covered in that game because of it. Probably fapped afterward too. Thanks for un-retiring, Brett, come back next season brah.

Given that it was right at the peak of Sterger-gate, the guy who took it to the house missed a prime opportunity to mime whipping out his dick and taking a photo of it in the end zone.

[Correction]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3...magthumb50.jpg

Can't be jealous of a photoshop job. Here's his usual face

http://i51.tinypic.com/qpf4vm.jpg

Physiognomy, the 19th century pseudoscience of determining character through appearance, lives. If you doubt this, just look at Jay Cutler. Cutler's chin--his first one--sits like a sullen trapdoor at the bottom of his skull, pulling the general countenance of his face into the dour range at best. His downturned mouth sits in a near-perpetual scowl. His eyes sit deep in his head. His face has the puffiness of a frat boy on the tail end of a six month bender of late nights, beer bongs, and endless Xbox victories. He lacks the ability to emote to a Favrian degree.

For example: this is Jay Cutler when he was acquired by the Bears. He's very happy here.

http://i51.tinypic.com/qpf4vm.jpg

And this is Jay Cutler when he was told his mother had been trampled by a herd of wild buffalo:

http://i51.tinypic.com/qpf4vm.jpg

If you slapped a top hat and ascot on him, he might be the very picture of aristocratic indulgence. (Come on: you can totally see that face on top of a waistcoat kicking an urchin to the curb to get to the door of his Gentleman's Club.) In a modern context, he looks exactly like the worst possible visage of a quarterback drafted out of Vanderbilt, and maybe that is the problem: Jay Cutler looks the part, even if he's not playing the part. He kind of looks like a sullen trustafarian who doesn't understand why securities fraud is wrong, and not so much like the prototypical NFL golden boy quarterback.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2011/1/2...nfl-soap-opera

[Rhinox]

He hasn't looked that way in almost 2 years

But don't let my facts get in the easy of your cool story bro

BEARS

[Correction]

He hasn't looked that way in almost 2 years

But don't let my facts get in the easy of your cool story bro

BEARS

Can't take a joke

TEARS

[Mizango]

Remember Favre's dead-arm game vs. the Jets, where he threw a pick-6 with 1:30 left? No one said he sucked, it was just 'ol gunslinger' this and 'heart of a champion' that. He should've sat, played even though he knew his arm was shot for that last drive, and sucked completely.

Cant dick ride and/or cosign this enough.

[Rhinox]

Is really a joke if no one laughs?

I mean even dumb jokes make people grin because of how retarded they are.



BEARS

[Headspace]

Exactly. I had Favre in mind when I typed my last post but I didn't feel like mentioning his name. Byron Leftwich being carried during that last drive when he was at Marshall is one thing, but if you are going to hurt your team, sit the fuck down.

Brett Favre, Byron Leftwich, Jay Cutler.

Great NFL quarterbacks.

[Headspace]

Is really a joke if no one laughs?

I mean even dumb jokes make people grin because of how retarded they are.



BEARS

Guess that makes you a dumb joke fan.

[Rhinox]

Guess that makes you a dumb joke fan.

BURN

Let me go away to lick my wounds.

Harsh bro harsh

BEARS

[Headspace]

<3

[Mizango]

MJD back pedaling harder than Leroy.

[Headspace]

MJD back pedaling harder than Leroy.

If that were possible.

Any harder and the world would spin in reverse.