Aksannyi

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-21 19:40

Admittedly, it's partially because I wasn't trying to get a lapdance card of my own... but also because I had some shame in my game at the time. Can't go into detail though.

**Aksannyi** · 2011-01-21 19:46

I'll take your word for it.

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-21 19:49

So, anyhow... I'm about to head out for a bit. Hook up with a friend and get something to eat then see if I can't get something exciting going on up in this bitch.
Peace

**Mizango** · 2011-01-21 19:49

Originally Posted by Kuroikage

Don't mind him, he's still not feeling the lone star and below because I pulled a dick move a while back and ducked when he came through.

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**Chun Liroy** · 2011-01-21 20:06

Originally Posted by Kuroikage

Tempting offer, no lie but last time I met people from the internet one of the gave my homie a gay lapdance and body massage voucher.
(that's my hand in the back)

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/865...2021100100.jpg

I haven't read anything past this yet but am I the only one that didn't see his hand at first until I read caption.

**Ivve** · 2011-01-23 07:22

Originally Posted by Silentleroy

I haven't read anything past this yet but am I the only one that didn't see his hand at first until I read caption.

You should, holy shit.

**Colenzo** · 2011-01-23 08:53

Originally Posted by Mizango

Again, 'splains alot.

I just want to point out Miz's usage of the word "splain." This is an important word to use when dealing with people that have been in / had mexicans inside of them.

**Ivve** · 2011-01-23 22:35

I'm getting itchy just considering that idea. Gross.

**Sera** · 2011-01-23 23:00

Tbh, cooking for a bitch and her kids? meh, seems a bit ridic. Hit and quit is easy enough without becoming her personal chef. If you're doing it right, you won't even have to worry about breakfast -- she'll just call you for the dick anyway.

But I suppose when you gotta worry about that sort of thing, cooking for a bitch that ain't your girlfriend is a pretty good way to make sure she lets you keep sticking it in... but that shit is a slippery slope, brah.

**The Blackrose** · 2011-01-23 23:34

Originally Posted by Sera

slippery slope

http://www.flipside-ls.com/Soneldar/images/sebben.jpg

**Sera** · 2011-01-23 23:46

so glad someone noticed

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-24 12:13

Originally Posted by Sera

Tbh, cooking for a bitch and her kids? meh, seems a bit ridic. Hit and quit is easy enough without becoming her personal chef. If you're doing it right, you won't even have to worry about breakfast -- she'll just call you for the dick anyway.

But I suppose when you gotta worry about that sort of thing, cooking for a bitch that ain't your girlfriend is a pretty good way to make sure she lets you keep sticking it in... but that shit is a slippery slope, brah.

Ridic? Yeah, I guess some people might think that but hey I'm a nigga that's awake at 5:30AM regularly and dresses business-casual when sitting around the house. Perhaps my definition of ridic differs from that of the average-joe but for me it's nothing and it does as you said, helps to make sure I'm in like Flynn time and time again. That's life.

**Sera** · 2011-01-24 14:53

Originally Posted by Kuroikage

Ridic? Yeah, I guess some people might think that but hey I'm a nigga that's awake at 5:30AM regularly and dresses business-casual when sitting around the house. Perhaps my definition of ridic differs from that of the average-joe but for me it's nothing and it does as you said, helps to make sure I'm in like Flynn time and time again. That's life.

yeah but you could also lay that pipe right and she'd keep calling even if you didn't make her an omelet. just sayin, bro. breakfast is only a safety net for those who aren't sure if they're puttin it on a girl

**Ragnell** · 2011-01-24 15:02

Originally Posted by Sera

yeah but you could also lay that pipe right and she'd keep calling even if you didn't make her an omelet. just sayin, bro. breakfast is only a safety net for those who aren't sure if they're puttin it on a girl

this, I aint had to do nothing extra when I was getting my fuck buddy on, she bought me all the shit

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-24 15:19

Originally Posted by Sera

yeah but you could also lay that pipe right and she'd keep calling even if you didn't make her an omelet. just sayin, bro. breakfast is only a safety net for those who aren't sure if they're puttin it on a girl

Sure, why not?

**Lucienne** · 2011-01-24 15:21

Cooking someone breakfast is just classy imo.

**Conrad** · 2011-01-24 15:22

Who wants me to cook breakfast for them iykwim

**Ragnell** · 2011-01-24 15:51

I'd cook for skirk cuz he's my bro

**Sera** · 2011-01-24 16:37

Originally Posted by Lucienne

Cooking someone breakfast is just classy imo.

sure, but for her two kids as well? sounds pretty "let's play house" to me. look, if i'm just fucking you, i don't want you to meet my kids. when it's over, get out.

**Charismatic** · 2011-01-24 16:40

Diff'rent Strokes

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