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  1. 2011-01-25 14:02 #161
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    Your gf hates the pill? Does she fucking like babies? Instant complete loss of respect, real talk. I know people who have played that game and lost.
    Eh, some women can't take the pill for one reason or another
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    Course, that doesn't make pulling out a viable option by default. Wrap it up, fuckers (literally, fuckers).
  4. 2011-01-25 14:03 #164
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    Also these are your 2 fuckups, Aks

    1) You're fucking a mexican
    2) Pop them shits when he isn't looking. Tic tacs in your purse or some shit, fuck.
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    i'm black today so I can say that
  6. 2011-01-25 14:03 #166
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    Or find other methods, for the longest time I used these spermicide insert things and those kept me baby free for like four years.
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    I am not still fucking a Mexican.

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    I hear if you take your gf to six flags while shes pregnant and play it off as a romantic date you can avoid the whole baby thing all together.
  9. 2011-01-25 14:04 #169
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    And he was very controlling, took those bitches and tossed them in the trash, no BC for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    I am not still fucking a Mexican.

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    great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    Your gf hates the pill? Does she fucking like babies? Instant complete loss of respect, real talk. I know people who have played that game and lost.
    We mostly use condoms though, only on days where its safe and rarely go bareback
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    Okay okay

    You fucked a mexican, same shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Plus who doesn't like bombing a good puss like it's hiroshima?
    Siggable
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    be careful man, its a trap
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    I don't love the pill, but I like it a whole fuckton more than real live human babies trying to tear an escape through my genitals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Okay okay

    You fucked a mexican, same shit.
    And believe me I still feel dirty from it. Never again, though I can not erase the taint of mexican dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aksannyi View Post
    And believe me I still feel dirty from it. Never again, though I can not erase the taint of mexican dick.
    That sounds all kinds of wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    I don't love the pill, but I like it a whole fuckton more than real live human babies trying to tear an escape through my genitals.
    Yea, I celebrate periods like birthdays
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    Maury also pops in my head and says I am not a father
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    But yea, don't be losin no respect 4 my gurl
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