BG: Bicycle legal

[OWS_Tonx]

Funniest shit in the world.

[archibaldcrane]

ITT: Implying that police need a reason to stop black people.

[jmc]

I've been sitting here thinking of what to say in this thread, but I got nothing.

So you will probably just be stared at from officers lol

[thebearofscience]

Rim shot

[Omnipotent]

Hey bro,
what are you in for; "I stole a purse and raped an old lady",
what about you; "I lit my gf's house on fire after killing her dog".
What are you in for kid? "Rode my bike with no tires brah".

Protip: Sell your ffxi account, buy a bike, pay your heat bill for a couple months and stock your fridge.

[Rhinox]

Next thread thats gonna be made by CS?

BG law: Cordless phone Cell phone?

[Omnipotent]

Next thread thats gonna be made by CS?

BG law: Cordless phone Cell phone that you don't have to pay for?

ftfy

[ZarakiKujata]

Protip: Sell your ffxi account, buy a bike, pay your heat bill for a couple months and stock your fridge.

Doubt selling an ffxi account that has anything less then 20 90 jobs 5 relics etc, will get you anywhere near enough to buy a bike, pay a heat bill (he lives in Florida wtf does he need heat for?) and stock a fridge.

Honestly, are bike tires really that much money at Ball-mart? Don't pay for XI for a month or two and get some new tires lol

[AoE]

I'm putting money down on Cream Soda being one of the richest dudes from BG in 20 years.

[Cream Soda]

Doubt selling an ffxi account that has anything less then 20 90 jobs 5 relics etc, will get you anywhere near enough to buy a bike, pay a heat bill (he lives in Florida wtf does he need heat for?) and stock a fridge.

Honestly, are bike tires really that much money at Ball-mart? Don't pay for XI for a month or two and get some new tires lol

wall mart doesn't sell em. It's a road bike, not a mountain bike.

16 bucks at the bike shop, 7 for a tube. 9 in my account

[TheTaru]

I'm putting money down on Cream Soda being one of the richest dudes from BG in 20 years.

I'm betting he'll get stranded on a desert island, because the plane ride he didn't pay for crashed. While on this island he'll befriend a young spider monkey (who he'll later discover is actually his brother) and learn to live off the land. Using only cans that washed up on the shore and coconuts, he'll build a flying machine that takes him back to land.

When safely back in his soon-to-be-repossessed house, he patents the machine and sells it to the United States government, making millions. However, the U.S. uses the machine for nuclear warfare and soon conquers the world. Billions die from radiation poisoning, with the rest of the population soon to follow. Da'Quon (the spider monkey) and Cream have the cure, but will only give it to those who provide them with a bucket of KFC. With no living chickens left on Earth, the population dwindles to nothingness.

This is what happens if Cream Soda gets rich. Do you really want the fucking world to end?

[Dmitry]

If you manage to ride the bike to and from school, it's probably going to suck ass. I can't imagine the rims will keep rolling long without you pedaling constantly.

[Firedemon]

I wish I knew you IRL....you sound like a fuckin' bawse, not even joking.

[miokomioko]

Riding without tires+tubes is going to cost you a lot more in the long-run after you destroy the wheels and spokes.

[Cream Soda]

Riding without tires+tubes is going to cost you a lot more in the long-run after you destroy the wheels and spokes.

Different bike

[Headspace]

Just get your damn tires fixed...

Put it on your cred....oh

[AoE]

I'm betting he'll get stranded on a desert island, because the plane ride he didn't pay for crashed. While on this island he'll befriend a young spider monkey (who he'll later discover is actually his brother) and learn to live off the land. Using only cans that washed up on the shore and coconuts, he'll build a flying machine that takes him back to land.

When safely back in his soon-to-be-repossessed house, he patents the machine and sells it to the United States government, making millions. However, the U.S. uses the machine for nuclear warfare and soon conquers the world. Billions die from radiation poisoning, with the rest of the population soon to follow. Da'Quon (the spider monkey) and Cream have the cure, but will only give it to those who provide them with a bucket of KFC. With no living chickens left on Earth, the population dwindles to nothingness.

This is what happens if Cream Soda gets rich. Do you really want the fucking world to end?

Well....

...Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[kareface]

Wow, I hope this is a troll.

[Clerix]

I love reading threads started by Cream Soda.

[Punices9]

I think if BG can raise 2500 dollars to support the forums, we should have a donation for CS. I bet we could at least get the 20 bucks to fix his bike.