is ESP real

[foopy]

How did only like.. three people respond to this, lol

obvious troll, no one can possibly be that dumb.

[Ferion]

The heart of my furor comes from the CBS article more than anything that might have been published. It makes me fucking rage when news organizations report on science and see fit to not give the reader any way of investigating it for themselves. Honestly, we were lucky to even get the title of the journal. I really shouldn't have to demand they give the title of the aritcle, or its authors, or detail about their methodology and statistical results, but that's just me being logical again.

I completely agree with you, they should at least provide a preview to the research paper if they're gonna write a whole article about it. Was just saying that the paper they're most likely referring to does actually exist, I think Psion was the one that posted it in the LHC thread but I could be wrong.

[Dimmauk]

Yes, my grandma could see her future in her dreams, me to a certain extent, and they are very very rare. Sometimes I have a dream of a room or a place, or me picking up an object in the store, a few months later I see that room or object and it is usually of a slight significance. And I also have the ability to remember every single of my dreams in "HD" lol, which could be a curse or a fortune depending on how you see it, cuz not all dreams are pleasant >.<;

I sometimes get extended Deja Vu. Its like regular Deja Vu, but longer and I can even say what is about to happen that very moment. Its always events that are very normal or meaningless, but it makes people laugh when it happens. I have no control over it, I usually just say out loud when something will happen or something someone is about to say.

[Max™]

obvious troll, no one can possibly be that dumb.

Only 3 people had the ESP needed to determine uh... something something... fuck, there's no point in continuing after the "it was predicted by astrology" line.

[Kaylia]

And you hush, Kaylia, we aren't mucking up your LHC thread anymore, this is a ESP thread. You don't like the fact we're talking about ESP in a thread about ESP being real or not, then go back to your sciencey stuff in the LHC thread and don't bother reading this one.

This thread isn't about ESP, it concerns a paper that failled at basic sciences and statistics. If you want to discuss your ESP experiences, make another thread that doesnt involve erroneous studies that shit on sciences.

[Takedown3]

no

[Judgeofwings]

They are officially publishing it in April. April's Fool is in April. Think we all got played by a professional trolling magazine

[Kaylia]

http://www.mybaycity.com/images_prom...wizard_hat.gif

[Kaylia]

no

Feel free to believe the paper that implies the existence of psi if you want to believe in magic that badly, it doesnt make it any less stupid and flawed.


Also
http://www.csicop.org/specialarticle...rom_the_future
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1018886/Bem6.pdf

[Priran]

this idiot was just on colbert. the way he explained it is that the experience of seeing the porn travels back in time via quantum mechanics. I chortled

edit: in case this hasn't been explained, he used porn images in the test that got 53% correct

[Blarg]

this idiot was just on colbert. the way he explained it is that the experience of seeing the porn travels back in time via quantum mechanics. I chortled

edit: in case this hasn't been explained, he used porn images in the test that got 53% correct

Oh, well why didn't they just say that to begin with. That's a science term so I believe in esp now

[Priran]

we also would have accepted "tachyons"

[Qalbert]

more like rackyons

[Max™]

That explains why I jizzed all over the place earlier, I guess I'll be looking at porn later tonight?

[Kaylia]

this idiot was just on colbert. the way he explained it is that the experience of seeing the porn travels back in time via quantum mechanics. I chortled

edit: in case this hasn't been explained, he used porn images in the test that got 53% correct

I wish my porn would travel through time so I don't actually have to go to the pc to watch it.



The paper was quite funny to read. He waste a good chunk of it proposing ridiculous pseudo-scientifical interpretation of the result...what's the fucking point of this? It's not like it supports or strengthen the actual study.

[Nightfyre]

I have ESP because I can predict what stupid people are going to say before they speak.

Where is my cookie?

If you have ESP you should know!

[Blarg]

I'm more inclined to believe that a stiff breeze caused this.

are you saying that max jerks off outdoors?

[Blarg]

so you're saying he is an exhibitionist who gets off outdoors. that's a low blow man

[Max™]

No, I am saying that Max has little to no sexual experience, and that most any stimulation would be more than adequate to cause him to ejaculate.

You should have gone with "he has a fetish for air elementals" or something less stupid than "herp, he don't have sex", probably. It would have been amusing at least, instead of making it look like u mad for some reason.

[Max™]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...PaUnvfPfLI&t=1

/guilty