is ESP real

[guartz]

Scientist rapes journalist, invents time machine.

[ZarakiKujata]

Okay this is getting too fucking weird; this has to be teh 3rd or 4th thing in the last 2 months I've seen on these forums that have been on Colbert Report within a week.

Does some poster/lurker work in the Colbert writers room?

Last night's show has shit about the 30% Taco Bell meat stuff and ESP.

[Rocl]

In what might be the longest con of my life, I am Stephen Colbert.

[ZarakiKujata]

Prove it.

[Qalbert]

Stephen Qalbert
ohshi-

Spoiler: show

I wish I was that consistently funny

[ZarakiKujata]

Spoiler: show

I wish I had writers that were that consistently funny

ftfy

[Qalbert]

I can't afford a staff.

[Max™]

No you twat, pulling the u mad card.

Ah yes, because people who ain't even mad regularly go around making unsupported statements insinuating that people they don't know are sexually inexperienced, as well as calling them twats.

Just sayin', you aren't doing a very good job of disproving the current hypothesis, that u mad.

I can't afford a dark staff.

Ha ha ha, FFXI memes.

[Byrthnoth]

If you have ESP you should know!

My cookie wasn't porn, so my ESP didn't work. >:/