One and a Half Men... this fail on CBS

**Dimmauk** · 2011-01-27 17:22

I have a Charlie Sheen story. When I worked at Planet Hollywood as Security, we had the grand opening during the NBA All star weekend, and there was this starfucker that kept trying to get inside. Later that night I get a call to help escort a celeb to their limo. It was charlie, he was completely wasted. We had to carry him out. As we are putting him in, he tells that same starfucker to get in the limo. Shit was fucking hilarious.

**Milkster** · 2011-01-27 18:21

Charlie Sheen is a goddamn boss. All those hating wished they had his life, if they tell you otherwise all lies.

I wonder how insane it would be if Ke$ha and Charlie Sheen threw a party together....

**Qalbert** · 2011-01-27 18:22

I could only hope for a murder suicide

**Mizango** · 2011-01-27 18:28

Originally Posted by Stiker

I just love how the can be said casually when dealing with Sheen lol

lol

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-01-27 18:29

Originally Posted by Qalbert

I could only hope for a murder suicide

I hope Kesha dies but the world would be a shitton less manly w/o sheen.

**Qalbert** · 2011-01-27 18:37

We're told Sheen had several people inside his home during the 36-hour span that started Tuesday night -- including 2 porn stars, a business associate, and several other women.

After hours of drinking, we're told a person showed up to the house with a designer "briefcase" -- that contained multiple "bricks" of cocaine.

We're told Sheen immediately began doing the drug for several hours.

Sheen was eventually hospitalized early Thursday morning for "severe abdominal pain."

Sheen's rep, Stan Rosenfield, tells TMZ, "I can't comment because I have no idea if it's true. You choose to believe your source. I don't."

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-01-27 18:39

Sounds like a fucking baller holic.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-01-27 18:41

multiple bricks of cocaine would kill a lesser man

fucking boss.

**archibaldcrane** · 2011-01-27 18:42

Sheen's rep, Stan Rosenfield, tells TMZ, "I can't comment because I have no idea if it's true.

Fucking amazing quote - so you're saying there's a chance eh?

**Kerberoz** · 2011-01-27 18:48

Originally Posted by archibaldcrane

Fucking amazing quote - so you're saying there's a chance eh?

**Stiker** · 2011-01-27 19:15

Anyone else want to hear the phone call in which Carlie orders a fucking briefcase full of cocaine?

**Correction** · 2011-01-27 19:19

Originally Posted by Stiker

Anyone else want to hear the phone call in which Carlie orders a fucking briefcase full of cocaine?

Charlie: It's me
Dealer: Oh, the usual?
Charlie: Yeah.
*click*

**FNH** · 2011-01-27 19:25

Originally Posted by Qalbert

story

36 hour party, I can't find many people willing to do a 12 hour party.....

**Zoolander** · 2011-01-28 02:19

Well, it helps when you have a briefcase of cocaine.

Although that kinda kills it as far as having the chicks around...now I'm wondering if Viagra or some other shit counteracts the effects of coke, I imagine someone here knows.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-01-28 09:07

So apparently Charlie is a porn connoisseur and spent the end of the party fucking analyzing porn in his home theater for 3 hours.

Fucking boss.

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-01-28 11:12

A manlier man will never exist.

**Moss** · 2011-01-28 12:41

I don't think it gets much better than analyzing porn alongside porn actresses.

**Kidnoftle** · 2011-01-28 14:57

Sheen puts Sting to fucking shame in sexcapades.

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-01-28 16:17

Sheen puts everybody to shame but Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne really.

**Dimmauk** · 2011-01-28 16:20

Is charlie sheen going to be a meme soon?

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