One and a Half Men... this fail on CBS

**Correction** · 2011-02-25 14:22

Sheen sure is chasing Mel Gibson's Crazy Train down as hard as he can.

**Katlan** · 2011-02-25 14:26

lol i read this on <redacted>, i busted out laughing in the office >.>

**Silenka** · 2011-02-25 14:37

Almost a decade? Shit I remember when that show first started running, starting to feel old again...

**richardd** · 2011-02-25 14:46

so, perhaps its because im not really into the whole socializing thing. but does this make normal everday ppl love or hate charlie sheen anymore than they already do? i gotta be honest. i love that guy lol. even when he was in shitty movies like scary movie 3. but i just like his charisma and wit he portrays over and over regardless of role. reading those letters not only made me love the guy more, but provided quality entertainment from work.

ZarakiKujata and me have like the SAME exact taste in everything btw, lol. Seinfeld fucking ROCKS. even when larry david wasnt writing episodes, shit was still so fucking cash. Fresh prince and 70's show was another story. and i dont think this show has a chance in hell without charlie, regardless of how funny jake or the cleaning lady is.

**Akiyama** · 2011-02-25 17:28

Originally Posted by Qalbert

LOL

Laughed my ass off. Fire breathing fists for the win.

**Obev** · 2011-02-26 09:27

http://i56.tinypic.com/29m3tog.jpg

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-02-26 09:30

forget Mel Gibson. Charlie Sheen is aiming for the fucking throne.

(Mike Tyson).

**Cichy** · 2011-02-26 13:15

Mel Gibson was fuckin some used up russian whore, Charlie maybe doing coke and drinking but he still pulls quality pussy, I'd love to be Charlie. Anyways, dont think he's as crazy as American media portrays him to be and it's nice to still see a badass in an age full of Justin Beibers and Jonah Brothers.

**Mellema** · 2011-02-26 20:08

I was just catching up on reading some of Chuck Lorre's Vanity cards.

In light of Charlie's hatred of him I found this one quite funny.

Originally Posted by Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #329, 14 Feb 2011

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

**Kerberoz** · 2011-02-26 20:46

I think Charlie Sheen will outlive him, regardless of what ages they die at.

**ronin sparthos** · 2011-03-01 13:25

So how long before Charlie Sheen gets his own talk radio show? Such comedy gold must not be wasted.

The interviews he's been giving in recent days are funnier than most sitcoms on TV. I didn't know he was one of those "controlled demolition" 9/11 loonies either, it makes the whole thing even more entertaining to me.

**Correction** · 2011-03-01 19:24

On rumors that Warner Bros. executives talked to John Stamos to replace Sheen for next season, Stamos tweeted the following.

http://twitter.com/johnstamos

contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son.

Beastly.

**Pendas** · 2011-03-07 23:11

Surprised nobody has posted this yet.

It's hard to see how Charlie Sheen will "win" this one: today, Warner Bros. fired Sheen from TV's No. 1 comedy, "Two and a Half Men."

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men' effective immediately," Warner Bros. said in an e-mail statement.

CBS, the network that airs "Two and a Half Men," declined to comment.

Sheen responded to the news of his job loss in a statement to TMZ.com:

"This is very good news," he said. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at [expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension." Some of the insults in Sheen's statement were presumably meant for Chuck Lorre, "Two and a Half Men's" creator.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...ry?id=13078620

**vagus** · 2011-03-08 01:38

Show will bomb now. Lol.

**Rescue** · 2011-03-08 08:19

Originally Posted by vagus

Show will bomb now. Lol.

Yeah that show is done now

**ZarakiKujata** · 2011-03-08 08:23

You guys say that like its a bad thing.

**Dantrag** · 2011-03-08 09:06

Oh well.

**Kerberoz** · 2011-03-08 10:17

It's hard to see how Charlie Sheen will "win" this one

Really? The man has enough money for a hundred lifetimes of hookers and blow and now he has no day job to get in the way of it. I'd call that winning.

**Xanthe** · 2011-03-08 10:21

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

Really? The man has enough money for a hundred lifetimes of hookers and blow and now he has no day job to get in the way of it. I'd call that winning.

It's not winning, it's bi-winning.

**Overburn** · 2011-03-08 11:14

Originally Posted by Kerberoz

Really? The man has enough money for a hundred lifetimes of hookers and blow and now he has no day job to get in the way of it. I'd call that winning.

He seems like the type of person who's going to be broke in 10 years, despite the 350 million he made from the show.

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