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    What Is The Point Of Masturbating If You Aren't Going To Cum?

    ????

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    St. Fiat
    THE TIME FOR QUESTIONS
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    Do it two days in a row
    Find hot girl
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    Make her face into a jackson pollock painting.
    Repeat.

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    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    it's about the journey not the destination

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    I would prefer not to.
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    if its not about the destination, why am i leaving my house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    it's about the journey not the destination
    No, this isn't true at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Do it two days in a row
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    that was a very classy joke and I appreciate it

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    Classy cum jokes.
    Now I've seen it all.

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    i dont think you've seen it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    it's about the journey not the destination
    Bullshit.

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    sometimes its about the journey

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    I mean, depends on how much you really want to see the end of that super sweet porn video.

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    I mean technically you can fap and take breaks then watch the rest later to extend the life of the video but wheres the fun in that?

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    Little Mother
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    I don't think I've ever watched an entire porno that was over like 10 minutes long.

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    I usually watch the first couple minutes and the last couple minutes.

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    So, fuck the journey. It's all about the grand finale. The only thing the journey is good for is if you're going for distance.

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    I've watched several pornos in a row, but still it wasn't about the journey... it never is. It's about poppin one off.

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    I usually just click through different parts to see what I see what looks interesting. I think everybody does this though. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    I've watched several pornos in a row, but still it wasn't about the journey... it never is. It's about poppin one off.
    Exactly. No one watches porno for a long and meaningful fap session.

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    lol meaningful fap sessions

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