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  1. 2011-01-31 00:19 #21
    SilverBreeze
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    When it comes to watching porn and masturbating, it's one of the few times where Quantity > Quality.
  2. 2011-01-31 00:19 #22
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    Silverbreeze, where you been girl?
  3. 2011-01-31 00:23 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Exactly. No one watches porno for a long and meaningful fap session.
    http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/image...1603844-11.jpg
  4. 2011-01-31 00:24 #24
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    when we say meaningful fap sessions what are we exactly talking about
  5. 2011-01-31 00:24 #25
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    Haven't been around as much lately because of work (40-60 hour weeks) and in school again. Learnin' to deliver babies.
  6. 2011-01-31 00:25 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    I usually watch the first couple minutes and the last couple minutes.
    Cosigned. Intro -> cumshot -> next video
  7. 2011-01-31 00:25 #27
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    Long and meaningful meaning that you can actually recall any important aspect of masturbating besides pulling your panties down and curling your toes at the end.
  8. 2011-01-31 00:25 #28
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    Which are the only important parts about masturbating.
  9. 2011-01-31 00:26 #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alleya View Post
    Cosigned. Intro -> cumshot -> next video
    This. If she has a nice body I'll wathc her undress, after that, cumshot, next video.
  10. 2011-01-31 00:26 #30
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    I do not recall pulling any panties down nor curling my toes, tyvm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    I do not recall pulling any panties down nor curling my toes, tyvm.
    well shit guess i've been doing this wrong
  12. 2011-01-31 00:28 #32
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    I usually wear panties when I fap
  13. 2011-01-31 00:29 #33
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    For guys it would be whipping it out and the sock/crusted towel/kleenex on the end?
  14. 2011-01-31 00:30 #34
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    how does a tissue= curling toes at all?
  15. 2011-01-31 00:30 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    I usually wear panties when I fap
    Do you let the elastic caress your balls while you jerk it?
  16. 2011-01-31 00:30 #36
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    I just jizz all over myself then go take a shower.
  17. 2011-01-31 00:30 #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    I usually wear panties when I fap
    Yeah but you dont pull them down
  18. 2011-01-31 00:31 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    I just jizz all over myself then go take a shower.
    I used to do that, oddly satisfying.
  19. 2011-01-31 00:31 #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Do you let the elastic caress your balls while you jerk it?
    naw i just rub the head against the silky surface and it feels good man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    naw i just rub the head against the silky surface and it feels good man
    I'm taking notes man, gotta do it all.
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