I want to try heating up a melon and fucking that, but I don't know if it would actually work.
I want to try heating up a melon and fucking that, but I don't know if it would actually work.
who said it's being wasted?
please do not invite me to dinner ever
Rofl as if Qal would ever share food
when blarg implies he would never invite me over to dinner, it is because qalbert invites people over to trick them and eat them, and qalbert knows i would not be a good meal because i am skinny and drink and smoke
OH GOD GARLIC BREAD HOW I MISS THEE. Goddammit now I can go for some damn spaghetti
CUMPLOSION
Semen is disgusting
I wasn't
lol, why would anyone blue ball their own damn self?
because they are naughty bad men who deserve to be punished