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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    lol, why would anyone blue ball their own damn self?
    to blow manly loads of awesomeness

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    Maybe they're saving up to just shotgun some girl's/guy's bowels / cervix / tonsils (whatever your kink is). Either way it's dumb. Only crazy people fap without the intent to cum.

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    you ever spend all that time edging and what not and then screw up while edging and having a weak orgasm because you didn't mean to cross the edge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    to blow manly loads of awesomeness
    yeah, cept it doesn't actually work like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    yeah, cept it doesn't actually work like that.
    tell that to my dick and balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Maybe they're saving up to just shotgun some girl's/guy's bowels / cervix / tonsils (whatever your kink is). Either way it's dumb. Only crazy people fap without the intent to cum.
    "saving up" honestly doesn't do shit. I go with intent to cum every time and I can still put a super soaker to shame. the few times I've been blue balled in my life... the next time I came was not any more intense or anything. that shit does NOTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Maybe they're saving up to just shotgun some girl's/guy's bowels / cervix / tonsils (whatever your kink is). Either way it's dumb. Only crazy people fap without the intent to cum.
    its all saved up to me and only me

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    When it takes me a long time to cum, it just oozes out. Which sucks because I like squirting but I can never get off in a reasonable time nowadays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    tell that to my dick and balls
    Nah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    you ever spend all that time edging and what not and then screw up while edging and having a weak orgasm because you didn't mean to cross the edge
    That's when you try and salvage it after you realize you rubbed it one time too many times and it ends up sucking horribly.

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    I don't know about you but if I go a few days without jerkin it I do get the super soaker effect going on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroikage View Post
    Nah
    please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    you ever spend all that time edging and what not and then screw up while edging and having a weak orgasm because you didn't mean to cross the edge
    LOL

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    yes, and then you take 5 mins and do it again the right way and if that still not enough you have to have a fapathon

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    I spend multiple hours every day looking at porn and if I jack off more than once I usually tear my dick open because I don't use any lube

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    the good thing about the weak orgasm while edging is that there isn't really a refractory period but it's still disappointing to have put that amount of dedication into something to only have a bit of cum leak in the orgasm out to a bad scene in the porn that is focusing on the mans ass or his face for some stupid reason. makes you feel a bit gay

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    That's the worst shit ever. Holding out for that proper moment/cumshot and accidentally tipping over the edge, or having a really good scene and trying to finish and as soon as you start cumming the scene changes or it goes away from the fucking. Ugh.

    I don't care what her forehead looks like when I'm cumming dammit.

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    I've noticed quite often that I'll be able to cum right after a video ends, but if I wait and move the video back 30 seconds or a minute I won't be able to finish until it's over again

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverBreeze View Post
    Bullshit.
    <3

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    this is a graphic thread

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