ok no really has this ever happened to you

**Callisto** · 2011-02-01 20:00

yeah, or as flashlight warmers

***Blarg*** · 2011-02-01 20:03

why would you need to warm a flashlight

**Colenzo** · 2011-02-01 20:05

CHECK OUT BLARG'S KITTEN PIT!

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-01 20:06

I just pictured a playhouse ball pit situation only full of soft fluffy kittens

**Colenzo** · 2011-02-01 20:07

that sounds cruel to jump into

***Blarg*** · 2011-02-01 20:07

My original thought was a kitten armpit but that made no sense, and then I thought about a pit full of kittens so obviously I returned to my initial idea.

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-01 20:07

especially if you are my size

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-01 20:08

i think a slow wade and then gently sinking below the surface

***Blarg*** · 2011-02-01 20:09

the kittens, seeking warmth, will try to dive inside your orifices which will cause you to hemorrhage and suffocate at the same time

**AoE** · 2011-02-01 20:09

Originally Posted by Qalbert

I just pictured a playhouse ball pit situation only full of soft fluffy kittens

Ugh if I were a business man...

**Callisto** · 2011-02-01 20:17

Originally Posted by Blarg

why would you need to warm a flashlight

you don't realize it til you grab a cold flashlight, then bam you wish you had a warm one

**Colenzo** · 2011-02-01 20:18

Originally Posted by Qalbert

i think a slow wade and then gently sinking below the surface

I think it would just be safer if you had the pit empty first and had them slowly put into the pit with you gently, so you wouldnt hurt the kittens.

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-01 20:21

would they be added slowly to enjoy it before the pile of kittens smothers you?

**Colenzo** · 2011-02-01 20:23

Ok, lets back track here, lets make it a hot tub full of kittens, with no water in it, that way you can just sit there and enjoy it rather than smother in it.

**Qalbert** · 2011-02-01 20:29

that would be perfect

**AoE** · 2011-02-01 20:33

If they were de-clawed it'd be perfect.

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-02-01 20:34

Originally Posted by AoE

Ugh if I were a business man...

I'm not a businessman i'm a business...man lemme handle my business damn.

**Chun Liroy** · 2011-02-01 20:35

If they were hypoallergenic I would be with this.

***Blarg*** · 2011-02-01 21:05

Originally Posted by Callisto

you don't realize it til you grab a cold flashlight, then bam you wish you had a warm one

what if you are in a hurry and you reach into your drawer to get socks and end up putting a flashlight on your foot and have to go to work like that

**Ivve** · 2011-02-01 23:57

Someday I want to live in a house with 30 of those bald cats following me around like an entourage. Do dogs come in a bald variety?

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