Also fuck blarg, I fucking won fair and square last year and the bitch somehow got a prize for losing. He didn't win shit.
Also fuck blarg, I fucking won fair and square last year and the bitch somehow got a prize for losing. He didn't win shit.
Also thank you for calling me witty.
Yeah I havent really been internetting since december. Everything about me right now is off though.
spam is more of a feudal state with a few land owners and many peasants
pretty much everyone who posted above me is a peasant
as long as i am not on poop detail
if you advance out of an aristocratic vagina you're p. much set
won't happen, we only put those fairy tales into poetry to give the peasants hope so they work harder
I'm one of the founding fathers of spam
your other option is to advance in the military, unfortunately for peasants early warfare for them may as well have been "operation get behind the darkies"
you could always die a martyr for some reason, but that wont help your present status
we encroached on land owned by the natives and carved us out a nice little confederacy
I can peel potatoes like a bad mother fucker. And have a nuclear reactor to cook them like proper Home Improvement, the troops will never miss home.
the only advancement for the church was aristocratic
if you join the clergy you go from tending my fields to making my booze
well if i cant be pope or village idiot im just going to set my hopes upon town drunk without poop detail