Who the fuck is the yellow king of spam?

[Mertron]

Hm.

How rich are we talking?

richer than the peasants, still not aristocratic

you wont even be able to buy land, as the church will be taking most of your profits. this includes whatever selling of indulgences you can pull off.

[Mertron]

You told me how bad serfdom was just so you could take the good job for yourself.

i called town drunk long before this came up

[Titanss]

Wonder who'd be the princess..

[Titanss]

i'd have to think on this one

[Mertron]

here is a guide for you titanss

King
Lords
Knights
Peasants

Pope
Priests
Priviledged Men

Domon already called Pope, so work from there

King and Pope are basically tied

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

oh man domon in white robes and a pointy hat

[Titanss]

there's no fucking chicks tho cept peasants

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

not gonna happen though, if I was going to say someone was the pope of spam I'd say it's krye

[Titanss]

could still be bout right tho

[Mertron]

The Church is the Kings bitch, but the King would be wise not to piss off the Pope.

[Mertron]

there's no fucking chicks tho cept peasants

welcome to the 1300s

[Mertron]

unless you want to include nunneries

[Titanss]

true.

[Mertron]

or women who married into aristocracy

[Mertron]

if i had to be so bold as to work with you, using previous statements in this thread i would figure this to start

King - Ryko (figuring he is held in high regard so far according to posts in this thread, so was Domon but Domon called Pope)
Lords - Perm (called, deserved)
Knights (War wagers, so people who visit general to destroy them) - Day, Colenzo, Kuya
Peasants (retarded people) - Me, Blarg, Derock, Leroy

Pope - Domon (held in high regard according to posts, can be placed at the top)
Priests - His followers? Kiarax
Priviledged Men - People who can buy land under the church and hold slaves, slaves can be peasants, their owners are a minute notch above them, Pope must approve their nomination, so Domon can call them

[Mertron]

Nunnery can also be a double entendre for a brothel.

http://www.apprenticehouse.com/images/books/measure.jpg

[Mertron]

fuck you zealot

[Titanss]

Who'd be the first knight of spam then?

[Titanss]

the Heath Ledger if you will

[Titanss]

or Richard Gere w/e