Glee

[Conrad]

Sera, I'm not a troll

[Sera]

Holy fuck, what a retard lmfao.

See: tactic 1. This is a classic "itrollu" moment.

[Conrad]

Personal attacks.

So you're saying you didn't hit puberty, then

[Sera]

Sera, I'm not a troll

sure you're not my hebrew honeypie, sure you're not.

[Chun Liroy]

You should consult Ryko if you want an answer.

[Sera]

You should consult Ryko if you want an answer.

in after namedropping

[Skylark]

I can catch you up. See, Leroy here fancies himself as quite the troll. Little does he know, spam is nothing but trolls, and they're all better at it than he is. Rather than sitting back and seeing what he can learn, he has struck out on his own, the little scamp. Basically, he has 5 modes of operation. They all involve him initially saying stupid shit. When he says stupid shit and gets called out for it, he defers at least one of the following tactics:

1. "itrolldulol!" This is also known as the "safe face." No, you didn't troll anyone. You're just retarded.
2. "OMG CREWING" -- this is an old favorite. Whenever you back yourself into a corner and the world disagrees with you, just cry about being ganged up on. Beckwin was much better at it. You're a dollar store beckwin, with 95% less IQ.
3. "STOP DICKRIDING" -- this is a lesser "crewing" accusation. It applies to one or two statements of support, rather than an entire group calling you retarded. When one or two people agree, accuse them of dickriding to try to distract the crowd from your idiocy -- the homophobes frantically eat this one up. No straight guy wants to dickride, even on the internet.
4. "Umad" -- Leroy wasn't even around long enough to be a legitimate part of this. Calling umad is a perfect example of his coattail riding antics. The problem? no one really wants him on their coat.
5. Complain about people who use these same memes and tactics against you. This is the most important tactic. Accuse them of being unoriginal, and act high and mighty. This is a last ditch effort. After this, your final choice is to either shut the fuck up and hope the thread gets forgotten about or ride the "itrollu" train all the way to dead thread.

I hope this has been helpful.

Much obliged. This little road map to Leroy I feel should be made available to any thread that he posts in.

[Chun Liroy]

See: tactic 1. This is a classic "itrollu" moment.

So what you are saying is, every time you guys tell me i'm retarded, it is an "itrollu" moment? Oh man I have been trolled so hard.

[Shiroikage]

wait spam is full of trolls?

[Chun Liroy]

in after namedropping

You should just consult Sera then, she likes to speak for her hubby.

[Skylark]

So guys who's excited for the new glee episode tomorrow?

[Conrad]

sure you're not my hebrew honeypie, sure you're not.

[Ivve]

Sounds angry. I'm getting heated that you're throwing around cunt like I didn't invent and patent that shit.

[Sera]

So what you are saying is, every time you guys tell me i'm retarded, it is an "itrollu" moment? Oh man I have been trolled so hard.

GUYS! I REALLY DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!! PLEASE DON'T THINK I DO. REALLY!

sorry what were you saying?

[Sera]

You should just consult Sera then, she likes to speak for her hubby.

lol, do i now?

[Ivve]

Leroy owes me a fuckin dollar just for using it.

[Ivve]

also this page is hilarious.

[Chun Liroy]

GUYS! I REALLY DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE!!! PLEASE DON'T THINK I DO. REALLY!

sorry what were you saying?

You keep making yourself look more and more retarded.

[Chun Liroy]

Leroy owes me a fuckin dollar just for using it.

Shit I'm bankrupt.

[Titanss]

Actually she has your number elroy