Glee

[Antithesis]

Ivve, I must let you know how envious I am of your ability to attend the gym so many times a week. I really need to start exercising a bit but my schedule is all waka-shmama-cock-shit fucked up.

[Ivve]

fuck, i've been trolled

[Kuya]

real talk: what the fuck is wrong with kid you and hopefully whatever was wrong in your brain is not wrong anymore

i don't think maturity can right that wrong

[Ivve]

kuya how could you lead me to believe one thing when in truth, reality is another thing entirely

[Shiroikage]

i would probably fuck ivve if given the opportunity

[Shiroikage]

i am not trollin

[Kuya]

now that i think about it, putting ants on my dick was my gateway drug to gay sex

[Ivve]

Ivve, I must let you know how envious I am of your ability to attend the gym so many times a week. I really need to start exercising a bit but my schedule is all waka-shmama-cock-shit fucked up.

don't be. i'm bruised like a motherfucker from being in there too much. the building is relatively small when you consider the volume of people who use it and the size of other exercise facilities. some of the shit is pretty tightly packed, and i have the thighs and calves to show it.

[Ivve]

basically i look like a sweaty leukemia sufferer. it's not a good look.

[Kuya]

whoa

[Kuya]

are we talking about a gym or your vagina

[Kuya]

the building is relatively small when you consider the volume of people who use it

yea baby

[Antithesis]

basically i look like a sweaty leukemia sufferer. it's not a good look.

Who knows? Perhaps your husband secretly has a sweaty leukemia sufferer fetish that he's simply been dieing to realize.

[Shiroikage]

i do not think vagina and sweaty leukemia seem to go well with each other

[Kuya]

i'm bruised like a motherfucker from being in there too much

uhuh

[Kuya]

some of the shit is pretty tightly packed,

wowza

[Kuya]

i have the thighs and calves to show it.

i've heard

[Kiarax]

i would probably fuck ivve if given the opportunity

Your throatfucking has been amended.

[Ivve]

Who knows? Perhaps your husband secretly has a sweaty leukemia sufferer fetish that he's simply been dieing to realize.

oh let's not go down this particular road.

i do not think vagina and sweaty leukemia seem to go well with each other

this is correct. i cannot emphasize how opposite of attractive it is when i go to the gym. i wish i was one of those women who looks great bouncing around on the elliptical and shit, but i just look like a huffing, puffing pasty white piece of shit. it's terrible.

[Ivve]

i am a gym gorgon. if you look into my eyes while i am on the leg press, your dick will never turn to stone again