God, if I ever have kids.

[Mizango]

Clit ridan

[Chun Liroy]

Yup, that's what you're doin'

[Mizango]

Pony.

[Colenzo]

Don't worry Colenzo. You won't.

thats a relief

[Seanr]

somebody gonna get ahurt

[#686578]

God, if I ever have kids.

>Implying etc

[SilverBreeze]

I have a coworker with a 4 year old that him and his wife have spent thousands of dollars on for councling and psychiatrists and shit for their daughter because she's unruly, destructive, won't listen to anything they say, stays up to 3-4 am because she refuses to go to sleep, and if they put her in her room and lock the door she screams to the top of her lungs for hours until the neighbors call the police.

























Because his wife refuses to spank her, because she wasn't spanked as a kid.

[Ivve]

it'll work itself out eventually. when the world doesn't tolerate her stupid brat bullshit, she flunks out of school, becomes a stripper and then quickly degenerates into drugs and turning tricks before being found dead in a dumpster, she'll learn.

[SilverBreeze]

But it'll be okay, because they stood their moral "high ground" and didn't "abuse" their children.

Never knew when swatting your kid on the ass became abuse, but this world, pfft.

I think I turned out pretty well and I got my ass beat maybe 2-3 times in my life, also my mom punched me in the mouth once when I called her a bitch, I still look back on that and laugh.

[Ivve]

spanking !=beating, if that's what you meant

[Demosthenes]

I was terrible as a kid. Got the belt lots.

[Chun Liroy]

Physical punishment is necessary imo.

[Mertron]

I was terrible as a kid. Got the belt lots.

yea buddy

[Mertron]

Doctor Dennis Leary time:

My parents used to beat the living shit out of me, okay? And I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids, aren't you?

[Demosthenes]

Doctor Dennis Leary time:

My parents used to beat the living shit out of me, okay? And I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids, aren't you?

The best beatings were the ones you got infront of everyone.

[Demosthenes]

Pain, shame, tears. Delicious.

[Mertron]

Pain, shame, tears. Delicious.

the worst ones were when it was your friend getting the crap beaten out of him by his parents at their house

does this mean the sleepover is over?

[Mertron]

followed by five minutes of your friend trying not to sob uncontrollably in front of you, and you thinking to yourself "can we go back to playing adventures of monkey island yet"

[Demosthenes]

followed by five minutes of your friend trying not to sob uncontrollably in front of you, and you thinking to yourself "can we go back to playing adventures of monkey island yet"

5 mins? I can tell you never had hour long sobs that made your body quake. That shit was baller.

[Chun Liroy]

Builds character. My dad just did the backhand to the face/head, but my mom. Oh god my mom would pinch and twist. That was the worst.