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  1. #41
    Un-Rad Conrad
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    Need to adapt to every situation of damnation

  2. #42
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    well he's kind of the overlord of all of them. i imagine he would always be in the position of power, which requires a dick. i'd just send lesser demons to do my pussy work.

  3. #43
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    before we say anything about pussies being powerful, they're really only powerful on earth. you can use it to get money and items, but satan doesn't need that shit. he's fuckin satan. he seriously has a whole otherworldly realm equipped with all the shit he could possibly want for the job he has to do, and if he did want to score more shit, he could just incarnate as some total badass motherfucker like al pacino in the devil's advocate and go to work. all the while, you can actively take shit by force rather than kind of wooing it into your possession. that's definitely a weaker role.

  4. #44
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    i would also ejaculate lava

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    Maybe he can suffocate people with his vagina whilst cockslapping them with his dick

  6. #46
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    i'd just use my balls for suffocating

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    The dick is also barbed with spikes

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    i'd just use my balls for suffocating
    Also a viable option

  9. #49
    SETTLE DOWN, DANZIG
    you canno see my sunglass

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    "No Quarter" as well, but I guess mostly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thulius View Post
    THE ONLY FUCKING CORRECT ANSWER

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    Un-Rad Conrad
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    Quit getting mad at climate change

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    EAT BLACK SNOW DICKS

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    wouldnt that be called ash

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    THUNDERDICKS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Quit getting mad at climate change
    lolol, requesting a pic of this with an al gore serious face

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    Dont you fucking help him

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    You can't something something what to do.

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    YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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    thanks tetro, i almost forgot that raggy can't tell me what to do

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