Need to adapt to every situation of damnation
Need to adapt to every situation of damnation
well he's kind of the overlord of all of them. i imagine he would always be in the position of power, which requires a dick. i'd just send lesser demons to do my pussy work.
before we say anything about pussies being powerful, they're really only powerful on earth. you can use it to get money and items, but satan doesn't need that shit. he's fuckin satan. he seriously has a whole otherworldly realm equipped with all the shit he could possibly want for the job he has to do, and if he did want to score more shit, he could just incarnate as some total badass motherfucker like al pacino in the devil's advocate and go to work. all the while, you can actively take shit by force rather than kind of wooing it into your possession. that's definitely a weaker role.
i would also ejaculate lava
Maybe he can suffocate people with his vagina whilst cockslapping them with his dick
i'd just use my balls for suffocating
The dick is also barbed with spikes
"No Quarter" as well, but I guess mostly
Quit getting mad at climate change
wouldnt that be called ash
THUNDERDICKS
You can't something something what to do.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
thanks tetro, i almost forgot that raggy can't tell me what to do