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  1. #1
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    I Have An Unhealthy Fascination With My Extracted Wisdom Teeth

    I play with them quite often, feeling all over them, looking at them from every angle, sometimes I hit them together to pretend like they're chewing something. I think maybe it's because they caused me so much pain for so long and now I'm in shock from being able to live a pain free life or maybe it's because I can't believe these insanely twisted roots were actually in my mouth. I can hook the roots together a certain way so that the teeth stay stuck together.

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    The Once and Future Wamoura
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    post more pictures of them, especially the last bit

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    I'll do it later when my friend wakes up so I can use his phone

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    You should reccord yourself doing all those things you just described and post that. You can write Lucienne in your palms for emphasis.

  5. #5
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    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    You're fucking disturbed.

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    you're not going to start beating off to them now are you?

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by JigglyJam View Post
    you're not going to start beating off with them now are you?
    Fixed for what needs to happen.

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    those things are fucking crazy, i'd probably be hooking them together too

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    You should have them put on a chain and wear it as a necklace. Or have them turned into charms for a bracelet, and keep them with you forever.

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    or toss them in the trash like a sane human being

  11. #11
    uncompromising cuntnificence
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    i found one of my cat's baby teeth. you know what i did with it? i took a picture because it was like holy shit look at this animal tooth, but then i threw the goddamned thing away

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    Well I was thinking he could keep the twisted teeth near his twisted heart. Like a warning for others. "Hey, guys, I'm kinda fucked up in unusual ways"

    But I'm going to have to cosign with Ivve.

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    Of course you are

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    Why would you take a picture of your fucking cats tooth? This is completely different because this shit wasn't just some random cat tooth, it was in his mouth.

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    Have you tried inserting your own teeth into your asshole and hanging yourself?

  17. #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentleroy View Post
    Why would you take a picture of your fucking cats tooth? This is completely different because this shit wasn't just some random cat tooth, it was in his mouth.
    have you ever seen a cat's tooth that wasn't in their mouth? i certainly haven't. i have seen a bajillion fucked up wisdom teeth though, because literally every motherfucker who has to have them extracted is having that done because they're fucked up. who cares?

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    The rest of us don't get off to the shit you enjoy Colenzo

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    seriously:

    http://www.teethremoval.com/wisdom_teeth_pictures.html

    his crazy hooked teeth aren't unique. that's like 50% of all janky wisdom teeth.

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    Those teeth are weak compared to mine

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