If you're taking hand outs you know you've got my penis to count on
If you're taking hand outs you know you've got my penis to count on
Cant have too many penises
It wouldn't be fair if I took all the penises though. There would be nothing left for Blarg.
My penis is not for eating so it's cool. All yours.
It's cool, I brought enough penis for the whole class
All I can think of are STDs when I read that.
Unless my mother had some sort of inheritable STD when I was born it's pretty much impossible for me to have an STD, sadly.
I meant the whole sharing with the class thing, try to keep up man.
Oh shit I hope my penis didnt touch her on the way out. If I did does that mean I lost my virginity to my mom?
Also is my mom a pedophile?
Yes and yes.
Dang son
That's what she said.
chicks always want free shit, but anyway ya i was talking about my penis