NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Tyche]

That's, um, not an example.

[Tyche]

as a matter of fact, it's proving my post.

[Rhinox]

Packers beat the bearsA, FalconsB and steelersC = best team in the league last yearD

[tyven]

only troll is rhino. leroy achieves the same results be he is actually a fucking retard. even more retarded than the people that argue with rhino. because of this, rhino wins.

[Tyche]

Loud noises doesn't cause you to miss 9 tackles.

No, but there were around 120 other plays in that game. None more important, but let's not pretend that games are won and lost in 20 seconds and 7 points...

except pitt/balt games.

[Rhinox]

No, but there were around 120 other plays in that game. None more important, but let's not pretend that games are won and lost in 20 seconds and 7 points...

except pitt/balt games.

actually it was.

Final score indicates as much

[Chun Liroy]

Idk, AZ lost the game on a 98 yard fumble return or something. But let's not pretend that fluke plays aren't the most important. I mean everyone remembers everything else that the Giants did, not that David Tyree caught a ball on his helmet.

[Correction]

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/spo/2352234218.html

Spoiler: show

Does your quarterback win TOO MANY GAMES? Does your quarterback make TOO MANY GOOD THROWS? Do you hearken back to the good old days of BRETT FAVRE wantonly SLINGING the ball to the OTHER TEAM?!? Then we have the PERFECT QB for you! Let's talk about CHAD HENNE. Chad is a 25 year old interception MACHINE. Chad was picked in the 2nd round of the 2008 NFL draft by the Dolphins, and has since gone onto to great things, throwing many interceptions. Chad brings a lot to the table: he can throw INTs, he can throw regular incompletions, AND he can kill any chance your team has on a game-winning drive. One of Chad's finest highlights includes going 1-7 in the last 3 minutes with the Dolphins WINNING by a TD. They would later go on to lose, of course. You may say "Well, maybe it's coaching." Oh no, my friend. It is all Chad. Chad loves INTs, so much that he named his unborn son Brett*, after the greatest INT thrower of ALL TIME. That's how deep his commitment goes. If your team needs someone to throw INTs, LOOK NO FURTHER. SERIOUSLY. Chad can do that AND MORE. If you don't want him to throw INTs, Chad can hold a clipboard, or get water for your (undoubtedly better) starting QB. Be careful though! If you make him throw that clipboard or water, it will be INTERCEPTED. You can also give Chad a headset, so he feels like a real life QB, but MAKE SURE IT IS GLUED TO HIS HEAD. If it comes off, it will probably be INTERCEPTED. If you've read this far, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR GUYS. BUY NOW! ONLY 7 CENTS FOR THE INTERCEPTION THROWER OF YOUR DREAMS!

*This may or may not be true. It is difficult to know what Chad thinks about, though it is imagined that is probably all about interceptions.

[Flarega]

Idk, AZ lost the game on a 98 yard fumble return or something. But let's not pretend that fluke plays aren't the most important. I mean everyone remembers everything else that the Giants did, not that David Tyree caught a ball on his helmet.

Yeah I remember other plays from that game

[Chun Liroy]

Yeah I remember other plays from that game

Like what, do tell.

[Demosthenes11]

it's hilarious that rhino is just doing the normal half-troll thing while leroy is making the same argument but 100% serious.

friends dont let friend leroy

[Flarega]

Kevin Boss touchdown catch

[Chun Liroy]

Kevin Boss touchdown catch

Games aren't won in 20 seconds and 7 points.

[Chun Liroy]

it's hilarious that rhino is just doing the normal half-troll thing while leroy is making the same argument but 100% serious.

friends dont let friend leroy

Someone is maaaaaaad salty that the pats traded down 10 times to get shitty draft picks.

[Flarega]

Hate to bite off rhino, but

dumb football fan

[Rhinox]

Make that check payable to Rhi-nox

P.O. box 71668
Chicago, IL 60609

[Demosthenes11]

Someone is maaaaaaad salty that the pats traded down 10 times to get shitty draft picks.

every year ya'll don't believe in BBs choices, and ever year ya'll are proven wrong. there's a reason he is the best in the biz.

[Rhinox]

every year ya'll don't believe in BBs choices, and ever year ya'll are proven wrong. there's a reason he is the best in the biz.

Early exit from playoff or playoff contention since 2007?

keep it

[Rhinox]

Scary thought.

Cowboys have more playoff victories than the patriots since 2007

[Demosthenes11]

damn those patriots, so terrible