NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[archibaldcrane]

Miz! My Mom was a cheerleader for the Gamblers! LOL

So, since Miz's dad obviously skeeted on your mom, you two are half-brothers?

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[bigrougabagel]

What's the life expectancy of a morbidly obese black man

I thought it was incredibly black obese man now? *pic non-existent because stupid school servers*

[Headspace]

I'm shocked more kids from Independence don't make more of a splash than they do at higher levels.

They can't all be Jerome's

K-ROLD

[Dimmauk]

So, since Miz's dad obviously skeeted on your mom, you two are half-brothers?

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Maybe, my wife says I'm black from the waist down, so its possible.

[Mizango]

So, since Miz's dad obviously skeeted on your mom, you two are half-brothers?

Fuck yeah.

They can't all be Jerome's

DAT FIVEHED, otherwise you are correct.

Maybe, my wife says I'm black from the waist down, so its possible.

lol

[Akiyama]

So wow, super fucking late, but Mendenhall is a dumbfuck. I can see why people don't want their pro athletes to have twitter accounts. Ochocinco is one thing, because he's actually funny, but this event's retarded as all hell.

[Mizango]

Yep

[Correction]

I'd understand Mendenhall a little better if he were speaking for the shit-eating broke-ass undrafted/unsigned players who spend entire seasons in workout rooms and never see a snap or get paid shit, but it's unlikely he's got the neuron density to fully grasp the CBA problems beyond 'ey yo wher mine at?'

[Mizango]

get it shawty

[Flarega]

I HEAR SOMEONE MENTION JEROME?

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PUTTIN YO CHARGERS OUTTA REACH

[Valisk]

Anyone posted the court dates for the hearings yet? Trial begins June 3.

Opening brief for NFL is due May 9.

Player's response brief is due May 20.

NFL's reply to response is due May 26.

[Rhinox]

Anyone posted the court dates for the hearings yet? Trial begins June 3.

Opening brief for NFL is due May 9.

Player's response brief is due May 20.

NFL's reply to response is due May 26.

You seriously can't make this shit up. yesterday being yesterday

here are some dates to keep in mind moving forward

Opening brief by the NFL is due May 9 while the Player's have until May 20 to respond and the NFL response to the response is due May 26.

[tyven]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Mizango]

lol

[Valisk]

Edit: Rhinox is full of shit. I clicked on his "quote" and it took me to a post talking about his sister's wedding.

POINT TROLL

[Valisk]

I thought this was funny. Cleveland Browns called the wrong draftee. "Uh, yea, this is Cameron Jordan but the Saints already picked me." haha

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/C...Cameron-050311

inb4 Rhinox creates another fake post to keep trolling out the laughs.

[tyven]

haha holy shit, rhino is just the best

[Valisk]

I'm sure you being on his dick fuels his trolling. Keep up the good work tyven!

[tyven]

i think i will

[Mizango]

I crew with Rhinox anyway! He and I were in the fantasies that were final together, and maaaaan, some of the shit we did both on Faildemonium and Brosmark were lulz worthy. As a matter of fact, besides Archie, Rhinox is the only Galker I never wanted to American History X.

Rhinox and I have been crewing for well over three-quarters of a decade. mahNigga4lyf3