NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Mizango]

Then again, I think back to the Drew Henson and Chad Hutchinson eras and am validated.

[Mizango]

http://i54.tinypic.com/21kh40p.png

lol

[Chun Liroy]

Both of which have more SB experience than Romo and your whole team. Im not even going into the amount of poon they smash, oh lawdy.

I'm pretty sure Miles slays more puss than both of them combined.

[Chun Liroy]

I'm talking literally slay, his chompers will fuck a pussy up.

[Mizango]

I'm talking literally slay, his chompers will fuck a pussy up.

lol, cant argue with you there.

[Valisk]

Both of which have more SB experience than Romo and your whole team. Im not even going into the amount of poon they smash, oh lawdy.

How is standing on the sideline as emergency 3rd string any different from sitting at home as no string? You can't count that as SB experience.

[Valisk]

Dude didn't even play at all that season so he didn't even contribute to them getting to the Super Bowl.

[Mizango]

Orton got them to the SB,while Rexy actually started and played it. Either way, they win as Romo is still 0fer, ad infinitum.

[Mizango]

Dude didn't even play at all that season so he didn't even contribute to them getting to the Super Bowl.

Oh so playing is a prerequisite now? You cant measure leadership. Was Lombardi known for tossing around the old pig skin? How many double doubles did John Wooden have during UCLAs majestic run? Greatness is something that oozes to the other players. Rex only started because the Bears had to cover the spread for Vegas.

[Mizango]

Either way. They dope.

[Valisk]

Hell yea playing is a prereq. You think a bunch of talented millionaires are going to let a 3rd string QB who didn't take a snap in 2006, be the voice of the locker room? This isn't even good trolling. I get your hate for everything Dallas but C'MON MAN!

[Mizango]

Man Griese's sorry ass was exclusively number 3, dont get it twisted. They had handed him the reigns and watched him fumble it miserably. Also, dont discount what a great beard and a suit can do for leadership in a locker room. I dont give a shit who you are, but if Kyle Orton walks in a room with a suit and a neatly trimmed neck beard you fucking listen. Team wives coochies get wet, babies stop crying etc. Something about being distinguished and knowing what the fuck is exuded from that type of individual.

Why do you think Ryan Fitzpatrick keeps getting a job?

[Conrad]

Man Griese's sorry ass was exclusively number 3, dont get it twisted. They had handed him the reigns and watched him fumble it miserably. Also, dont discount what a great beard and a suit can do for leadership in a locker room. I dont give a shit who you are, but if Kyle Orton walks in a room with a suit and a neatly trimmed neck beard you fucking listen. Team wives coochies get wet, babies stop crying etc. Something about being distinguished and knowing what the fuck is exuded from that type of individual.

Why do you think Ryan Fitzpatrick keeps getting a job?

And Orton is the #2 is Denver, too

[Bregor]

I dont give a shit who you are, but if Kyle Orton walks in a room with a suit and a neatly trimmed neck beard you fucking listen. Team wives coochies get wet, babies stop crying etc. Something about being distinguished and knowing what the fuck is exuded from that type of individual.

I want this on a plaque.

[Mizango]

And Orton is the #2 is Denver, too

You know what Skirks? Fuck you.

[Mizango]

I want this on a plaque.

Will this one suffice?

Spoiler: show

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...hof-plaque.jpg

Case in point Valisk. This guy didnt ball out until he manned up and grew a Xerxes on his face.

Spoiler: show

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...go/braylon.jpg

[Bregor]

And Orton is the #2 is Denver, too

LEADERSHIP

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uplo...ing-photos.jpg

[Conrad]

LEADERSHIP

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uplo...ing-photos.jpg

God is leading, Tebow is merely His vessel. Footprints in the sand, etc.

[Mizango]

God is leading, Tebow is merely His vessel. Footprints in the sand, etc.

rofl, ok that was good lol.

[Celeras]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...e=HP_headlines

AHH SOMEBODY HELP