NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Mizango]

I'd rather have busted ass Culpepper over Newton, lol.

u jelli

[Xajii]

INTERESTING

Its a pretty good idea IMO. But only will work if Flacco and Pryor have some chemistry, cause that's been an issue with Boldin and Flacco. We'll see

[Mizango]

Fuck that. Let TPeezy go to Oakland and throw scuds to DHB and Louis Murphy. Coochies shall get wet.

[Mizango]

3 time Pro Bowler and leading single season all around yardage holder vs a 95% chance at flop? I wouldn't be at all if we could get him.

Remember that good year Gus Frerote had? Good times, good times.

[Mizango]

Culpepper is terribad tho, fa sho.

[Plow]

INTERESTING

it's an interesting concept but fucking lol @ even the most remote suggestion of Pryor and Boldin belonging in anything near the same kind of "group" as qb's turned wr

[Mertron]

the main thing he had going for him was randy moss, jump ballllllllll

[Mertron]

wow its really weird to say randy moss as a positive thing, has anyone seen my bifocals

[Mizango]

For real, he was alright but he had this terrible problem of dropping the fucking ball all the time.

Yep. He had the exact hand structure of Charlie's Uncle Jack.

The main thing he had going for him was that he was a QB that was bigger than most people on the defense.

Black Jared Lorenzen. Errbody get'cho eat on.

wow its really weird to say randy moss as a positive thing, has anyone seen my bifocals

lol

[Melena]

Also, fuck you to hell.

Oh forgot to mention Jamarcus would be your third string and there would be a codeine and jolly rancher shortage in Carolina.

[Deejay]

Black Jared Lorenzen.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v0i-Cc4bNG...6thlorenzn.jpg

[bigrougabagel]

Gotta love the Pillsbury throw boy.

[Eticket]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v0i-Cc4bNG...6thlorenzn.jpg

UIFL MVP 2011

[archibaldcrane]

The TO Show claims it's first victim.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl..._from_torn_acl

Free agent wide receiver Terrell Owens(notes) has some significant rehabilitation ahead of him before he will be able to play a 16th season.

Owens has had surgery to repair a torn anterior cruciate ligament in one of his knees, according to ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. The 37-year-old Owens and his agent Drew Rosenhaus did not comment for the report, but the surgery was performed last month by Dr. James Andrews.

With even a fast-tracked recovery of six months, the injury could prevent Owens from playing this season. One source told Mortensen that Owens was injured taping a television show for VH1. Another said he was injured in a personal workout. Whatever the case, he’s not going to be ready for the start of the season, not by a longshot.

Owens was productive for the Cincinnati Bengals last season, catching 72 passes for 983 yards and nine touchdowns. He was on a one-year contract with the Bengals.

[Eticket]

Damn you Archi, I was coming in here to post about that. lol

I wouldn't be surprised if this was it for him.

[archibaldcrane]

I know this is the NFL thread, but Wisconsin just apparently poached NC State's QB Russell Wilson - any of you cakalacky bitches know why he left (other than because the Carolinas suck cock and Wisconsin is awesome?)

http://www.uwbadgers.com/sports/m-fo...062711aaa.html

[Valisk]

The TO Show claims it's first victim.

One source told Mortensen that Owens was injured taping a television show for VH1

Which sounds retarded on the surface because it's suppose to be a "reality" show just following him around in his everyday life adventures. Theoretically, he would have gotten injured anyway unless it was directly cause by a member of the filming staff. But archi you know better than anyone that the network that airs these "reality" shows have some major intervention to create drama/excitement/activity. Don't the networks set up a lot of the events and functions that the person goes to? Or are they contractually obligated to go to "X" amount of events per week?

[Gadritan]

I know this is the NFL thread, but Wisconsin just apparently poached NC State's QB Russell Wilson - any of you cakalacky bitches know why he left (other than because the Carolinas suck cock and Wisconsin is awesome?)

http://www.uwbadgers.com/sports/m-fo...062711aaa.html

Moot point. He's playing pro baseball.

Edit: He said he left b/c he signed a contract with the Rockies and was playing on their minor league team. He then decided to leave that and go back to college football. Basically, I think his thought process is that he stands a greater chance at big money in football than he does in baseball after testing the waters out.

[Gadritan]

Also, he wasn't guaranteed the starting position next year.

[Naafeih]

Darnell Dockett tweeting during a traffic stop:

http://twitter.com/#!/Ddockett