NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Flarega]

Makes sense, Osama and Hitler are already dead.

[AidenCarby]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...e=HP_headlines

lol

[Demosthenes11]

cowboys WRs are in all sorts of financial trouble

[archibaldcrane]

Who the fuck mails a marriage proposal.

[Rhinox]

Who the fuck mails a marriage proposal.

Roy williams has been mailing it in ever since he got paid

[archibaldcrane]

Thanks, I was going to make a "if he did it in person he would've dropped the ring" joke but it seemed forced.

That works much better.

[Man0warr]

Funny thing is he actually got the ring back like 4 months ago, wonder who drug it up for a story.

[Demosthenes11]

Funny thing is he actually got the ring back like 4 months ago, wonder who drug it up for a story.

that damn anti-cowboy media

[Rhinox]

DJax is a gay ass faggot.

http://deadspin.com/5819135/desean-j...gay+ass-faggot

[Conrad]

DJax is a gay ass faggot.

http://deadspin.com/5819135/desean-j...gay+ass-faggot

https://twitter.com/DeseanJackson10/...66833303904256
https://twitter.com/DeseanJackson10/...68041150201856

[Rhinox]

lol

[Mizango]

Roy williams has been mailing it in ever since he got paid

orz lol

[AidenCarby]

What's up with these Receivers lol, Hines Ward arrested for DUI.

[Mizango]

Hines Ward is trying to reup his street cred. ♫ Twinkle toes, you're breaking my heart.. ♫

[Mizango]

-The Takeover circa 666 BC

[Tyche]

Why did miz get a dui? Apparently, it wasn't alcohol.

[Tyche]

The 2011 Quarterback Market - Offseason Low Down - Rotoworld.com
http://www.rotoworld.com/articles/nf...ck-market?pg=3

"2. Kyle Orton, Broncos

Scouting Report: Orton is 32-29 lifetime going on age 29. He is an excellent decision maker (71:48 TD-to-INT ratio), though that sometimes comes at the expense of aggressiveness. Orton is a heady player with a strong arm, but not athletic (5.09 forty time) and can be subject to late-season fades. In his first 11 games over the last three years, Orton has completed 61.6 percent of his passes with a 7.35 YPA, 45:19 TD-to-INT ratio, and 16-15 record. The rest of the way, his completion rate falls to 56.9 with an ugly 5.97 YPA, 14 touchdowns, 14 picks, four wins, and seven losses. Still, Orton has shown that he can be a top-15 NFL quarterback at 100 percent.

Availability: During the draft, VP of Player Personnel John Elway strongly indicated that the Broncos want Tim Tebow to be their Week 1 starter. That makes Orton an $8.88 million projected backup, who's also in a contract year. The Broncos need to trade him now. Orton has played in several different offenses, from vertical schemes under Ron Turner to a passer-friendly shotgun attack for Josh McDaniels. Orton should be available for a third- to fourth-round pick.

Prediction: Dolphins via trade."

Let's buy matching jersey's Miz

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GOD

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DAMMIT

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PACMAN