NFL Offseason Thread: March 3, 2011. A date which will live in infamy.

[Deejay]

Carson would probably be my first choice, but I think Mike Brown is going to fuck him.

You would've thought he learned his lesson after passing up TWO FIRST ROUND PICKS for another unhappy veteran, but NO SIR.

He'd rather hurt the overall value of his team just to spite an unhappy player. What a fucking joke of an owner.

[Bregor]

Who wants Nick Barnett? A 5th rounder will probably get it done, maybe even a 6th. Get at me bro.

I'll give you Atlanta's 4th rounder.

JUUUUUUUUUUUUULIOOOOOOO

[archibaldcrane]

A rapidly updating twitter feed here: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...tracker_072511

[Penthesilea]

Eagles signed a soccer goalie as an UDFA. Punter? Only thing I can think of.

[archibaldcrane]

Cowboys cut Marion Barber.

Are they going to have a team left after all this?

Spoiler: show

maybe this new CBA is the best thing to ever happen to them

[Stiker]

Cowboys cut Marion Barber.

Are they going to have a team left after all this?

Spoiler: show

maybe this new CBA is the best thing to ever happen to them

Was just coming here to post this. So fucking happy.

[Bregor]

Cowboys cut Marion Barber.

Are they going to have a team left after all this?

Spoiler: show

maybe this new CBA is the best thing to ever happen to them

Barber answered the phone call, fell forward about half a yard, celebrated.

[Valisk]

Carson would probably be my first choice, but I think Mike Brown is going to fuck him.

The force is strong with this one.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/C...-Palmer-072611

[Marootsoobutsu]

Barber answered the phone call, fell forward about half a yard, celebrated.

I came here to rage about Fox shitting things up even more than they already were, but I've decided to laugh about this instead.

[Lordender]

There is a reason why Mike Brown is the worst owner in the league by far.

[Mertron]

AdamSchefter:
Busy day in Dallas: Calvin Watkins reports the Cowboys have told WR Roy Williams they will be releasing him.

[Tyche]

Roy Willaims out too

[Tyche]

Damn, I valisk'd

[Mertron]

as an eagles fan i am devastated by this news

[Bregor]

AdamSchefter:
Busy day in Dallas: Calvin Watkins reports the Cowboys have told WR Roy Williams they will be releasing him.

Shit, how's he gonna pay for those mail order proposals now?

[Bregor]

There is a reason why Mike Brown is the worst owner in the league by far.

http://www.raidersgab.com/wp-content...9/05/davis.jpg

40 TIMES

[Mertron]

i guess he could look into mail order brides, im sure they're less expensive

[Correction]

Barber answered the phone call, fell forward about half a yard, celebrated.

Oh god damn it, lol

[archibaldcrane]

Kyle Orton is getting shopped around hard, Cards, Vikings, Seahawks, possibly Titans in the mix. May depend on where Kolb goes.

[Tyche]

Kyle Orton is getting shopped around hard, Cards, Vikings, Seahawks, possibly Titans in the mix. May depend on where Kolb goes.

He's going to the Dolphins, no point even speculating.